blotsky 

It means your apart of a very fightable family eating mexican food.

Oh Mr Blotsky is pretty nice even thou he mexican but looks american

blotsky by Blotsky, Logan May 1, 2023

Logan Blotsky

This guy loves food and mountain dew so much that he will willingly take candy from a white van. Also looks like mclovin so much.

Logan Blotsky works better than my vacuum cleaner.

Logan Blotsky by mjkkilll May 1, 2023

Blonsky'd 

(1) To kick someone in the vagina

That girl totally got Blonsky'd during the fight.

The stock market majorly got Blonsky'd today.

(a la when Nikki Blonsky kicked Biaca's mother from America's Next Top Model in the vagina at a Caribbean airport)

Blonsky'd by IBBB January 22, 2009

Nikki Blonsky 

The proudly plus-size actress who stars as Tracey Turnblad in Hairspray (the 2007 New LIne Cinema big screen adaption of the Broadway musical) and soon to be a member of the nerd herd in Harold.

Nikki Blonsky is slated to shot a new movie this fall.

Nikki Blonsky by ralphisagirl. October 31, 2007

boltsky 

A worse-than-normal open source evangelist who wants to destroy Microsoft and uses open source software so he can be labeled 'different'. It is suspected that if BSD had a 95% market share, he would immediately switch to Windows. Very egotistical and always extremely condescending, like many of his ilk.

<some guy> What's a good defragmenting program for XP?
<boltsky> use BSD newb, you dont need to defrag FFS fucktard
<neutraleyes> shut the fuck up boltsky, get diskeeper someguy
<neutraleyes> wow, a new opera release is out! I feign surprise for the purpose of this italicized example!
<boltsky> use firefox you fucking idiot, it's way better, i am a complete tool
<boltsky> wait, i just read that firefox has more than 2% market share
<boltsky> use lynx you fucking moron, graphics are for dicks
<boltsky> heil hitler

boltsky by sharphardware September 27, 2005

blofsky 

The best of the best.

Dude, you are such a blofsky!

blofsky by anniepie February 4, 2010

blonsky 

blonsky-also blonskyed

from the actress nikki blonsky who overturned a table when she found out she was nominated for an award.

to trash a place or thing in excitement/anger

guy 1: dude how was the party?
guy 2: yeah it was great, i was having such a great time, that i totally blonskyed the living room!
guy 1: lucky! I've never pulled a blonsky.

blonsky by Alexa is the BOMB January 19, 2008