boisturiser 

Moisturiser used exclusively by men.

That guy really takes care of his skin, he slaps on the boisturiser after every shave.

boisturiser by Statt0 April 30, 2014

Boysturiser 

1)Moisturiser for men is Boysturiser. There's nothing wrong with a bit of moisturiser, but these products earn the term "boysturiser" because of their aggressive packaging. All coloured in various shades of "gun" with a bright trim, as if to say "This is a serious product, it's dangerous. But not so dangerous that it will burn your face off.It's safe to use. But ONLY by Real Men". Males who are concerned about looking "gay" for caring about their skin will purchase boysturiser. Men who don't give a damn how people perceive them will either use their partners moisturiser, buy a supermarket own brand, or buy whichever one was closest to them on the shelf at the time. As far as today's men are concerned, there are those who moisturise, and those who boysturise.

2) Men claim to women that they've "heard" that semen is good for the skin, in an attempt to have them readily agree to a dose to the face. They say it jokingly, but ever hopefully that the woman will say, "Really?? Because I've tried everything to get rid of this dry skin, but not that. Come on then, I want it all over" Because of this ridiculous male perpetrated myth, guys across the world are still self advertising the marvellous properties of their own "boysturiser". With a handy dispenser! Just stroke, rub and aim to achieve desired results! Satisfaction guaranteed! (note- satisfaction guarantee applies to dispensing party only.)

1) "Greg's just gone and spent £30 on boysturiser, when he could have got the same stuff from Asda for £10."

2) "I thought that the date was going well until he mentioned he had something to help my dry skin problem"

"Oh no, did he offer his boysturiser?"

"He sure did. And went home alone, presumably to boysturise his own right hand"

Boysturiser by MagickDio March 18, 2010

moisturiser 

I always thought it was cream you put on your skin in a vain attempt to slow up the ageing process

cream you put on your skin in a vain attempt to slow up the ageing process

moisturiser by An Oil of Olay Representative September 15, 2003

Moisturiser Bomb 

when you have a (plastic) tub of moisturiser and you chuck it at the wall and it smashes on impact and showers and covers everything in sight with moisturiser!
(be warned, take cover before it smashes!)

you are in a public toilet cubicle and you have a tub or two of cheap moisturiser and you moisturiser bomb them by lobbing them over and at walls and they shower all the men who are urinating with moisturiser!!!!

Moisturiser Bomb by blazunbazun October 3, 2012

Moisturiser 

The male version of a cocktease a man who leads the women who like him to believe he wants to have sex with them, but doesn't intend to deliver the goods.

Ben: I've emailed you a picture of my abs, i thought you might like em ;)
Nancy: omg you're such a moisturiser!

Moisturiser by Kyle3191 March 30, 2009

moisturiser 

girls who wouldnt hav a fuken clue how to judge the size of a penis because they hav never even touched or seen 1.

stop trying to make up things u no nothing about.

moisturiser by a guy who knows wat hes talking bout August 15, 2003

moisturiser 

diks who think they r cool cause they have started to go out HALF WAY THRU 6TH FORM yeeah real cool,most ppl start maybe at the latest 4th form.

diks,try hards,cock teases all in all huge faggots

moisturiser by unkown September 3, 2003