boink fest

Noun: Sexual encounter; could possibly mean an orgy. From boink.

"What she needs is a good, healthy boink fest"-Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), "Clueless"

boink fest by S to the A to the R to the A to the H August 1, 2006

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boink-fest

A sustained session of boinking. Such as a few boinks in one evening.

Tom and I had a boink-fest last eve. 5 times in one night!

boink-fest by amyscat May 18, 2006

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bonkfest

A torrid session of sexual intercourse. When two sex starved people get together and can not seem to have enough sex.

Renee and I had not seen each other in a long time, but when we got together it was a real bonkfest.

bonkfest by UrbanTony October 19, 2009

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Boinkfeast

Originally invented by the legend Youtuber Oompaville, it is a term used to disscribe the process of sucking one's dick. It can also be a name for a gay threesome.

Brady:"What where Gabriel and Troy doing last night?"
Gavin:"Pretty sure they were having a boinkfeast."

Boinkfeast by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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