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Bodgit and Scarper 

A quick and dirty fix where the fixer doesn't stay around to watch it break again
Asked them to fix my light - nothing like bodgit and scarper - the bloody thing's broke again after two days!

Bodgitated 

When something is wrong, screwed up, or made a mess of.

Derived from the word "Bodge" or "Bodge it up" meaning to make a mess of things.
Person 1 : Hey! That shelf isn't straight!
Person 2 : Yeah, He's right.. its well bodgitated..
Person 3 : Don't blame me! The drill was faulty!

or

Person 1 : Right Team, we'll charge at them and they'll be so scared they'll crap themsleves and run!
Person 2 : Man, your a dickhead. That plan will never work... It's just bodgitated...
Bodgitated by DiscoAndy January 13, 2008

Bodgitting 

Fritter away time by doing dodgy DIY and general handyman type stuff around the house and garden.
Spending time with your mate at the weekend Bodgitting.
Bodgitting can include knocking things up by using bits of old timber, trying to mend broken stuff using sticky tape, wire and baler twine or fixing a damaged fence.
Bodgitting by Scarper October 5, 2011
" I ordered a C63 AMG Mercedes and don't own a house"

" That proves you are actually retarded"

" No I am not"

That's Bodgic
Bodgic by jobby mcmaster August 27, 2013

Bodgie nut 

Harry proudly walked into the room and told his parents “I did a bodgie nut in the toilet!”
Bodgie nut by Memphis85 April 20, 2019
when someone masterbates you using there armpit.
"shit, no bodging today, i havent put my lynx on"
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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