bob's 

a word for the chest of a female.

C: I love bob's. They make me sooooooo happy man.
E: You are a lesbo, lets get married.

bob's by birdy123456789lesbo June 10, 2022

Bob's your uncle 

It's a catch phrase dating back to 1887, when, in a blatant case of favoritism, British Prime Minister Robert Cecil (a.k.a. Lord Salisbury) decided to appoint his nephew Arthur Balfour to the prestigious and sensitive post of Chief Secretary for Ireland.

So "Bob's your uncle" is another way of saying "your success is guaranteed."

You just put these parts together like this, and Bob's your uncle - you have a working model!

You want to go to the stadium? Go straight on until you reach the park, take the first left, and Bob’s your uncle - you're there!

Bob's your uncle by Pro-Love Girl March 16, 2011

Bob's Law 

A person that misquotes and makes up their own laws as they go.

My neighbor said I needed a permit to barbecue on my own property; I guess it's a new Bob's Law !

Bob's Law by karmagotcha June 3, 2018

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bob's army by ︻デ┳═ー August 31, 2020

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 

Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 by bobandbill December 27, 2010

Bob's Burgers 

An amazing animated sitcom that features god-awful (read: amazing) puns galore

Ahh, let's watch Bob's Burgers!!

Bob's Burgers by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Bob's Your information Minister 

A homer fan who frequents a rival sports team's fan site (e.g. orangemane.com), and who:
1. Spreads optimistic lies about his own team even though the obvious evidence of massive failure has been cascading down around him and his team for decades;
2. Lives in his mother's basement (even though she lives in a trailer),
3. Has never held a steady job, unless you count buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on eBay a steady job,
4. Has never, ever kissed a girl he isn't related to and likely never will.

You're moving to Kansas City? Dude, there nothing more pathetic than that. That's totally Bob's Your Information Minister.

Bob's Your information Minister by CB jeebee September 10, 2008