12 definitions by Pro-Love Girl
A ning-nong, frequently abbreviated to nong, is someone who has done something stupid or clumsy and has caused a nuisance to others. Although it is can be an insult, it is often used affectionately, especially by Australians.
"Ah Charlie, you're such a ning-nong!" (in reply to a deliberately weak joke.)
Why did you go and invite that ning-nong to our barbecue? He's embarrassing all our guests!
"Stop being such a ning-nong, will you? You're upsetting your sister!
Why did you go and invite that ning-nong to our barbecue? He's embarrassing all our guests!
"Stop being such a ning-nong, will you? You're upsetting your sister!
by Pro-Love Girl February 18, 2011
Procrastinator's motto:- Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
"I must do something about my procrastination, next year."
"I must do something about my procrastination, next year."
by Pro-Love Girl April 25, 2010
Incest is when you finally realize that you really do love your brother or your father, and together you discover the wonder and the beauty and the joy of expressing that deep love to each other with your bodies.
"Most girls grow up and leave home and search the world for their true love, never realizing that he was just in the next room - and they would have known, but society had brainwashed them into thinking that incest was somehow taboo."
by Pro-Love Girl December 21, 2009
A condition of fear that causes one to be tense, awkward, jittery, and apprehensive, possibly with trembling or excitability, often caused by being uncertain of what dangers may be looming or how to handle them.
For example, teenagers regularly feel nervous when they don't know what an attractive person of the opposite sex thinks of them.
For example, teenagers regularly feel nervous when they don't know what an attractive person of the opposite sex thinks of them.
by Pro-Love Girl April 25, 2010
An attitude or philosophy that embraces or supports or believes in all forms of genuine committed love and caring, and its sexual expression, whether interracial, gay, incestuous, or any other type of human relationship.
Quote: I challenged him, saying "You say "Love one another". I say, "If a lifelong devotion has arisen in your heart for someone, if your happiness depends on theirs, if your greatest joy is found in doing things together, if you are willing to make sacrifices for their benefit, then what the hell does it matter if they have a different colored skin, or if they have the same genitals, or if they happen to be closely related?" Being pro-love, I had overcome my own prejudice, fear, and negative judgment, and I wanted him to overcome his. End of quote
by Pro-Love Girl April 25, 2010
When he told me about what he had done, I was surprised! I asked him "Straight up?" and he said "Yeah, honest!"
by Pro-Love Girl May 3, 2010
A frequently-used discreet word for "masturbating". It may be used in reference to a male or female, and it also may be used when it is done by oneself or by someone else.
If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".
If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".
Mum: Did you take Charlie his dinner?
Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.
Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?
Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.
Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.
Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?
Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.
by Pro-Love Girl March 27, 2011