blyton
A person given to bullshitting. Derives from the children's author, Enid Blyton, i.e. a storyteller.
blyton by Doll Revolution August 6, 2003
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enid blyton
British author of children's stories, one of the all time biggest selling authors in the world who still sells well to this day.
Often criticised for using limited language, for being socially outdated and having uninteresting plots.
I suppose Noddy wasn't all bad, if you can get past the gag reflex.
Often criticised for using limited language, for being socially outdated and having uninteresting plots.
I suppose Noddy wasn't all bad, if you can get past the gag reflex.
Student 1 "I hear we have to read The Famous Five in English this year"
Student 2 "Oh fucking lovely that is. Fucking Enid Blyton. Fucking Famous fucking five. A bunch of upper middle class white kids kicking the shit out of a homeless guy while nationalists applaud"
Student 1 "Man, you got problems"
Student 2 "Oh fucking lovely that is. Fucking Enid Blyton. Fucking Famous fucking five. A bunch of upper middle class white kids kicking the shit out of a homeless guy while nationalists applaud"
Student 1 "Man, you got problems"
enid blyton by SuperGod November 1, 2007
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bryton
a boy that is seen as perfect,loving,and amazing<3
sometimes tempermental, but you just gotta get on his good side:-*
easily loved!
sometimes tempermental, but you just gotta get on his good side:-*
easily loved!
bryton by anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 19, 2009
Bryton
An amazing person who is nice and honest and will always be faithful in relationships. A guy to hang out with and will make you laugh till you puke. A guy every girl wants to fuck and has a big penis. He is so awesome he doesn't have to compensate by being mean or working out. A good friend to have for cheating in school and doing crazy shit.
Girl 1: Who is your new boyfriend
Girl 2: His name is Alex but he is a Bryton
Girl 1: Bitch I'm jealous
*Girl 1 walks away*
Girl 2: His name is Alex but he is a Bryton
Girl 1: Bitch I'm jealous
*Girl 1 walks away*
Bryton by that asian kid April 9, 2011
Salty Blyrone
Hey guys, Steve has been working really hard and seems stressed out. How about the 6 of us all chip in and give him a
Salty Blyrone!
Salty Blyrone!
Salty Blyrone by the gentleman April 5, 2021
Baytona
“It’s means a woman’s gonna fuck a guy”
This term was defined by beetlejuice on the Howard Stern show while promoting his app.
This term was defined by beetlejuice on the Howard Stern show while promoting his app.
Baytona by Keemmcmeme June 27, 2021
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