blyton

A person given to bullshitting. Derives from the children's author, Enid Blyton, i.e. a storyteller.

"I fucked that Natalie Imbruglia once."
"Go and bollocks, Blyton!"

by Doll Revolution August 6, 2003

enid blyton

British author of children's stories, one of the all time biggest selling authors in the world who still sells well to this day.
Often criticised for using limited language, for being socially outdated and having uninteresting plots.
I suppose Noddy wasn't all bad, if you can get past the gag reflex.

Student 1 "I hear we have to read The Famous Five in English this year"
Student 2 "Oh fucking lovely that is. Fucking Enid Blyton. Fucking Famous fucking five. A bunch of upper middle class white kids kicking the shit out of a homeless guy while nationalists applaud"
Student 1 "Man, you got problems"

by SuperGod November 1, 2007

bryton

a boy that is seen as perfect,loving,and amazing<3
sometimes tempermental, but you just gotta get on his good side:-*
easily loved!

oh mann, that boy's such a bryton. He's perfect!

by anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 19, 2009

Bryton

An amazing person who is nice and honest and will always be faithful in relationships. A guy to hang out with and will make you laugh till you puke. A guy every girl wants to fuck and has a big penis. He is so awesome he doesn't have to compensate by being mean or working out. A good friend to have for cheating in school and doing crazy shit.

Girl 1: Who is your new boyfriend

Girl 2: His name is Alex but he is a Bryton

Girl 1: Bitch I'm jealous

*Girl 1 walks away*

by that asian kid April 9, 2011

Blayton

THE best son that anyone could ask for, handsome, funny, and when you are sad...one look at his face will make all of your cares disappear.

Blayton is the best!

by adamslady08 February 4, 2010

Salty Blyrone

When six of your guy friends all get together to complete one hand job.

Hey guys, Steve has been working really hard and seems stressed out. How about the 6 of us all chip in and give him a

Salty Blyrone!

by the gentleman April 5, 2021

Baytona

“It’s means a woman’s gonna fuck a guy”

This term was defined by beetlejuice on the Howard Stern show while promoting his app.

Bro 1: Bro that chick over there is eyeing me down.
Bro 2: Baytona!!!

by Keemmcmeme June 27, 2021