Giving/Receiving a Blow Job while in a Lyft.
"Man, we had this old driver last night, but he was so deaf, he didn't hear my Tinder date giving me a Blyft in the backseat"
This is the less classy version of the "Bluber" (blow job in an Uber), and may result in the Lyft driver snapchatting the Blyft, awkwardly trying to act like it isn't happening or just being so out of it that they don't realize it is going on.
"Man, we had this old driver last night, but he was so deaf, he didn't hear my Tinder date giving me a Blyft in the backseat"
This is the less classy version of the "Bluber" (blow job in an Uber), and may result in the Lyft driver snapchatting the Blyft, awkwardly trying to act like it isn't happening or just being so out of it that they don't realize it is going on.
On our way back to my place from the bar, Candi gave me a Blyft and the driver was so oblivious that he was telling us bout his grandkids.
by Marky Mark funky bunch February 18, 2019
Get the blyft mug.Opposite of Blitzkrieg; A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss as the prosecuting power; Translates from Russian “Fuck War” or “Fucked War”
by Wheel_of_4chan May 4, 2022
Get the Blyatzkrieg mug.The Russian military strategy (popularized by Vladimir Putin) of sending in a first wave of soldiers without telling them where they are going or what they are doing, leading to a lack of organization and embarrassing failures.
A play on the word "Blitzkrieg" (from Blitz 'lightning' + Krieg 'war')—a military doctrine of conducting fast, concentrated assaults; and "Blyat" (cyrillic: блять)—a Russian expletive used in a similar manner to "fuck" or "shit".
A play on the word "Blitzkrieg" (from Blitz 'lightning' + Krieg 'war')—a military doctrine of conducting fast, concentrated assaults; and "Blyat" (cyrillic: блять)—a Russian expletive used in a similar manner to "fuck" or "shit".
Ukrainian Soldier 1: "Did you hear about what happened this morning?"
Ukrainian Soldier 2: "No, what happened?"
Ukrainian Soldier 1: "A Russian convoy ran out of fuel after getting lost. We captured three T-72 tanks, 6 BTR-3's, and several fuel trucks."
Ukrainian Soldier 2: "Blyatskrieg at its finest!"
Ukrainian Soldier 2: "No, what happened?"
Ukrainian Soldier 1: "A Russian convoy ran out of fuel after getting lost. We captured three T-72 tanks, 6 BTR-3's, and several fuel trucks."
Ukrainian Soldier 2: "Blyatskrieg at its finest!"
by acsdog March 3, 2022
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by waggiswagen May 28, 2021
Get the Rush B Cyka Blyat mug.Its pretty much the translation of beautiful or fucking great in gopnik terms ( see life of boris videos for more insight on gopniks)
Blyatiful can also be used for complimenting a gopnitza
Blyatiful can also be used for complimenting a gopnitza
by Mr Gopnik September 14, 2018
Get the blyatiful mug.Cyka Blyat is probably the most common word you will hear if you ever play CS:GO
It Means 'Whore Bitch' In Russian
It Means 'Whore Bitch' In Russian
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