blunderbussy 

def. A penis widened by the use of a phallic shaped object forced through the urethra

Ex. Guy 1: Did you see that session of the Pain Olympics?

Guy 2: Nah what happened?

Guy 1: This guy shoved a dildo up his urethra

turning his penis into a blunderbussy.

blunderbussy by BungusChung October 4, 2023

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular 

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.

"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular by ^Tree July 9, 2022

Blunderbust

When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.

Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)

Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!

Blunderbust by RE4LITY December 14, 2016

blunderbuss

big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.

Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...

blunderbuss by Flying Fandango July 16, 2008

blunderbuss

a person regarded as clumsy and stupid; an insensitive, blundering person

that smelly irish kid living in 6c4 is a real blunderbuss

blunderbuss by Brett Ouimet December 14, 2008

Blunderbuss

When you shit so violently that you scatter fecal matter over the back of the toilet bowl

I went to your mom's and Blunderbuss her toilet

Blunderbuss by tripp3344 April 14, 2022

Chicago Blunderbuss 

A rapid shooting of semen and other juices at another while in a farmer outfit.

I totaly did a Chicago Blunderbuss on Kathryn at the party last night.

Chicago Blunderbuss by beastiality69 May 29, 2012