blunderbussy

def. A penis widened by the use of a phallic shaped object forced through the urethra

Ex. Guy 1: Did you see that session of the Pain Olympics?

Guy 2: Nah what happened?

Guy 1: This guy shoved a dildo up his urethra

turning his penis into a blunderbussy.

by BungusChung October 4, 2023

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Blunderbussin Shmogoggular

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.

"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

by ^Tree July 9, 2022

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Blunderbust

When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.

Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)

Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!

by RE4LITY December 14, 2016

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blunderbuss

big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.

Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...

by Flying Fandango July 16, 2008

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