Blunderbussed

When you visit finger banging land and the lady farts all over your hand.

Joe, "So I was totally finger blasting Susy crazy hard last night".

Stephen, "Cool".

Joe, "Yeah, but she blunderbussed me and my boner died".

Blunderbussed by CornbreadBenn August 26, 2013

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular 

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.

"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular by ^Tree July 9, 2022

blunderbuss

big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.

Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...

blunderbuss by Flying Fandango July 16, 2008

blunderbuss

a person regarded as clumsy and stupid; an insensitive, blundering person

that smelly irish kid living in 6c4 is a real blunderbuss

blunderbuss by Brett Ouimet December 14, 2008

Blunderbuss

When you shit so violently that you scatter fecal matter over the back of the toilet bowl

I went to your mom's and Blunderbuss her toilet

Blunderbuss by tripp3344 April 14, 2022

Chicago Blunderbuss 

A rapid shooting of semen and other juices at another while in a farmer outfit.

I totaly did a Chicago Blunderbuss on Kathryn at the party last night.

Chicago Blunderbuss by beastiality69 May 29, 2012

Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss 

The Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss was a weapon invented in the early 17th century. It was manly used to control the population of animals such as bald eagles and, tigers, and many others. This gun was ineffective at killing some animals Bears in particular thus the Bear Piercing Shotgun was invented. It is rumored that the Wildlife Piecing Shotgun is going to be the primary weapon of Duke in the upcoming Duke Nukem Forever, although this not been confirmed. This weapon unlike the Bear Piercing Shotgun cannot be shoulder mounted but some people claim that whilst sitting you can hold two with your feat allowing you to quadrupal wield, although this is not recommended because you need your feet to walk.

John Freeman looked on ground and saw wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss and picked it up.

Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss by anonymous99999999 January 31, 2010