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A big giant douchey dildo covered in blum usually with the name emiwy23
Eww look its that nasty bluhm emiwy23, why is it so gross?
bluhm by MrDictionaryMan23 October 16, 2018
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Person who blue thumb reacts
I had 28 haha reacts on my meme and it was ruined by a blue thumb blum
Blum by CrunchyCrew February 27, 2022

Steve Blum

The Morgan Freeman of anime Voice Acting.
Steve Blum Practically voices in almost everything.
Steve Blum by Captain Genya January 25, 2010
1. A stressful gasp; the opposite of sigh of relief.

2. Sign of stress given by a person, who is tangled or wrapped up in lots of work.

3. The easiest way to say, "I'm busy" or "I'm stressed".
I feel like I'm going to be on the toliet forever! Bluh, so don't ask me to work until I'm finished... *Hnngh*
Bluh by Chad-Syphrett September 25, 2012

Upper Dutch Blumkin 

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin
Any curse word in minionese (ex. sh-t)
Kevin the Minion: Bello! Orlando? Ugh. Blumock.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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