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blue ass by poopstain420247 April 18, 2010
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blue ass water
When an "influencer" (usually Instagram white girls/fuck boys) posts a picture of the place they're at that includes some body of water that looks very blue, and very beautiful. Fact: this phrase was invented by Cody Ko, in his video titled "QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL FOREVER!!".
Person 1: "Look at this hot girl's Instagram post. 2 weeks in Greece! I wish I was her."
Person 2: "Yeah look at that blue ass water. Now I feel like shit."
Person 2: "Yeah look at that blue ass water. Now I feel like shit."
blue ass water by Xx_gamer_girl_69_xX November 3, 2019
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Blue-ass fly
A British/Scottish/Irish way of saying house fly, and to make it sound like you’re doing alot, when you actually arent.
person 1: “I’m running around like a Blue-ass fly!
person 2: “oh! need any help?”
person 1: “im not actually doing much but it’d be a big help!”
person 2: “oh! need any help?”
person 1: “im not actually doing much but it’d be a big help!”
Blue-ass fly by sulqur May 31, 2018
Kentucky Blue Ass
When a well-endowed person slaps another person's ass so much that it severely bruises. *Not to be confused with a Kentucky Slide Dick-in.*
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Kentucky Blue Ass
When a well-endowed person slaps that penis on another person's ass so much that it severely bruises.
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I have a blue ass
To have guy on guy sex
I have a blue ass by Jhonathansfemaleparent October 7, 2021
Blue Ribbon Ass
The most glorious thing to ever bless the earth since Mother Teresa. It is an ass so beautiful that all other asses bow down to it. It should be treated with the highest of care and shown to all friends. It is first in its ass.
Blue Ribbon Ass by Iris Kon May 6, 2010
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