blubbergasted

The feeling of horrified astonishment when you watch “600lbs life” or seeing a colossal (500lbs/226kg) fatty in a bikini or leotard

I was watching my 600lbs life yesterday and I was blubbergasted when the scale didn’t break!

blubbergasted by Porkalmighty June 25, 2024

flubbergasted

shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.

Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.

flubbergasted by ruwisc October 15, 2009

Blabbergaster 

Another word for a dumbass, or a dufus, or a shithead. Generally used as a negative term, towards someone whom someone doesn't like.

That guy Nick? Oh yeah he's such a blabbergaster.

Shit! I hate that Blabbergaster!

derp dufus

Blabbergaster by Michael Richtor October 10, 2011

flubbergasted

The feeling of utter bowled-over amazement that Professor Brainard's observers felt during the Prof's assorted performances and demonstrations using flubber.

Sarah Reynolds: I used to be kinda skeptical of Philip's true inventing capabilities and the actual value of all his assorted wacky inventions, but after seeing what that amazing green goo could do, I am totally flubbergasted.

flubbergasted by QuacksO September 15, 2018

flubbergasted

to appear overcome with astonishment as a result of one's stomach being so gassy that one's stomach looks unusually flubby

"dude are you ok? you look really surprised!"
"aw i'm fine... i just ate too many burritos last night and i'm flubbergasted"

flubbergasted by anonamity January 17, 2009

Blabbergaster 

Someone who speaks complete nonsense , usually Loudly or Dramatically

Bro turned into a Blabbergaster halfway through the conversation about aliens

Blabbergaster by Nobody knows ... nobody knows July 25, 2025