Blabberfasted

When a person is tired of his or her everyday eating habits and uses the combination of talking sh*t about everyone else's eating habits & fasting. They are blabberfasted!

"Honey I can't take this anymore! I want to eat like my favorite actor John Goodman, but want the body of Claudia Shiffer. I'm going to be so blabberfasted, no one will ever recognize me!

Blabberfasted by Alvin&TheBritishMunks October 18, 2026

Blabbergaster 

Another word for a dumbass, or a dufus, or a shithead. Generally used as a negative term, towards someone whom someone doesn't like.

That guy Nick? Oh yeah he's such a blabbergaster.

Shit! I hate that Blabbergaster!

[derp dufus

Blabbergaster by Michael Richtor October 10, 2011

Glabberfasted 

It's like Flabbergasted but 100x more like the reaction to god coming down and see dapping you up

I was Glabberfasted when that kid took a shotgun to the throat

Glabberfasted by anonymous November 4, 2022

Blabbergasted

When someone blabbers your business in a flabbergasting kind of way.

Millie just told Abby's business I just felt blabbergasted!

Blabbergasted by Stacey7199 May 4, 2026

Blabbergasted

When someone tells someone else's business to you in a flabbergasting kind of way!

Millie told us all about hers and Abby's business, I was blabbergasted!!

Blabbergasted by Stacey7199 May 4, 2026

blubbergasted

The feeling of horrified astonishment when you watch “600lbs life” or seeing a colossal (500lbs/226kg) fatty in a bikini or leotard

I was watching my 600lbs life yesterday and I was blubbergasted when the scale didn’t break!

blubbergasted by Porkalmighty June 25, 2024

Blabbergaster 

Someone who speaks complete nonsense , usually Loudly or Dramatically

Bro turned into a Blabbergaster halfway through the conversation about aliens

Blabbergaster by Nobody knows ... nobody knows July 25, 2025