blotox 

a trixie-ism

blotox - hi grade weightloss supplement and mood elevator.

what botox is to wrinkles, blotox is to the waistline.

eg. after a steady diet of hi quality blotox, vicky was as svelt as nicole richie.

blotox by trixie g. April 5, 2005

blotox 

is a combination of giving blow jobs and getting botox, which destroys your facial expressions

"woah, check out her face"
"yeah i know, right? way too much blotox"

blotox by ahemitsme March 18, 2010

Botox-Mongol 

Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of Hitler; Vladolf Putler.

In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.

About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.

He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.

- "Have you noticed a change in Putin's face?"
-" Yeah, he is such a botox-Mongol nowadays."

Botox-Mongol by O. W. Tongueincheek December 5, 2021

botoxqueen1968 

the boss babe boss, babe

botoxqueen1968 is such a boss babe boss !

botoxqueen1968 by F1SH ASF! March 8, 2021

hitting botox 

to feel tired; exhausted

Its been a long night at the club, I am really hitting botox right now

hitting botox by rugtug8000 January 3, 2020

botoxymoron 

someone who goes under the knife in an attempt to look better/younger/faster than before, and yet emerges strangely ... not.

"Poor Melanie Griffith, she's such a botoxymoron. Bitch needs to stop with the injections before her face swells beyond all recognition and the corners of her lips meet at the back of her head."

botoxymoron by westward ho June 18, 2007

botox forehead

Term for obvious botox in the forehead- seen when one shows expression, only the very top of the forehead crinkles, the rest is waxy smooth and doesn't move.

Hey, honey, you missed a spot with your botox forehead- it's still moving at the top!

botox forehead by kitters February 8, 2013