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blotox - hi grade weightloss supplement and mood elevator.

what botox is to wrinkles, blotox is to the waistline.
eg. after a steady diet of hi quality blotox, vicky was as svelt as nicole richie.
by trixie g. April 05, 2005
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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is a combination of giving blow jobs and getting botox, which destroys your facial expressions
"woah, check out her face"
"yeah i know, right? way too much blotox"
by ahemitsme March 18, 2010
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