invalidrecord's definitions

sarcometer

sarcometer: A unit of measurement used to indicate sarcasm. (usually represented on the internet with keiki_ dots......)

Man invalidrecord pushed that joke way to far last night, It was a full five sarcometers!!

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

tworon

A person who continual posts annoying and or stupid twitter updates, or who gets sucked in buy twitter schemes.

Did you hear about that new buy followers scheme. I signed up last night!

You fucking tworon

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

twitshit

An annoying stupid lame postings on twitter, much like a irritating scuttlebutt except this one is brought into your home over broadband.

Aparently @wasteofspace just bought milk, what a load of twitshit

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

twitterspace

The twitter version of cyberspace, a small island of cyberspace that is full of tweets.

ground_control:Major tome we have a problem!

major_to: I know I was just checking twitterspace when your tweet jumped out at me, I'm screwed aren't I.

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

twitterific

News of some event or information that is worthy of tweeting

Man I just won the lotto, how twitterific is that!

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

blowtox

When a person has had so much cum on their face that it no longer moves when they smile.

james: Did you see that bukakke movie the other night?
john: yeah man that chick got blowtox alright!

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

do 'em dry

The act of sexually penetrating someone in such a way as to cause physical pain.

BOSS "Man the sales team are under performing this month"
SALES MANAGER "Dont worry I'm going to do 'em dry till they reach their targets"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009