invalidrecord's definitions

premature emancipation

When someone has left their parental home but is incapable or unwilling to be self sufficient and depends on their parents for financial aid.

t "Did you hear Johns parents are bailing him out AGAIN!"
j "Yeah man he needs treatment for premature emancipation"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

whack one out

The act/art of masturbating.

BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
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"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

twitterspace

The twitter version of cyberspace, a small island of cyberspace that is full of tweets.

ground_control:Major tome we have a problem!

major_to: I know I was just checking twitterspace when your tweet jumped out at me, I'm screwed aren't I.

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

do 'em dry

The act of sexually penetrating someone in such a way as to cause physical pain.

BOSS "Man the sales team are under performing this month"
SALES MANAGER "Dont worry I'm going to do 'em dry till they reach their targets"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

sarcometer

sarcometer: A unit of measurement used to indicate sarcasm. (usually represented on the internet with keiki_ dots......)

Man invalidrecord pushed that joke way to far last night, It was a full five sarcometers!!

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

twitterific

News of some event or information that is worthy of tweeting

Man I just won the lotto, how twitterific is that!

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

ymtw

Your more than welcome

thanks for fixing my noob code!
ymtw!

by invalidrecord August 21, 2008