11 definitions by invalidrecord

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sarcometer: A unit of measurement used to indicate sarcasm. (usually represented on the internet with keiki_ dots......)
Man invalidrecord pushed that joke way to far last night, It was a full five sarcometers!!
by invalidrecord July 06, 2009
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When someone has left their parental home but is incapable or unwilling to be self sufficient and depends on their parents for financial aid.
t "Did you hear Johns parents are bailing him out AGAIN!"
j "Yeah man he needs treatment for premature emancipation"
by invalidrecord June 27, 2009
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The act of sexually penetrating someone in such a way as to cause physical pain.
BOSS "Man the sales team are under performing this month"
SALES MANAGER "Dont worry I'm going to do 'em dry till they reach their targets"
by invalidrecord June 27, 2009
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When a person has had so much cum on their face that it no longer moves when they smile.
james: Did you see that bukakke movie the other night?
john: yeah man that chick got blowtox alright!
by invalidrecord June 27, 2009
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An annoying stupid lame postings on twitter, much like a irritating scuttlebutt except this one is brought into your home over broadband.
Aparently @wasteofspace just bought milk, what a load of twitshit
by invalidrecord July 06, 2009
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News of some event or information that is worthy of tweeting
Man I just won the lotto, how twitterific is that!
by invalidrecord July 06, 2009
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The twitter version of cyberspace, a small island of cyberspace that is full of tweets.
ground_control:Major tome we have a problem!

major_to: I know I was just checking twitterspace when your tweet jumped out at me, I'm screwed aren't I.
by invalidrecord July 06, 2009
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