two boiled eggs in a handkerchief

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

twitshit

An annoying stupid lame postings on twitter, much like a irritating scuttlebutt except this one is brought into your home over broadband.

Aparently @wasteofspace just bought milk, what a load of twitshit

by invalidrecord July 06, 2009

tworon

A person who continual posts annoying and or stupid twitter updates, or who gets sucked in buy twitter schemes.

Did you hear about that new buy followers scheme. I signed up last night!

You fucking tworon

by invalidrecord July 06, 2009

premature emancipation

When someone has left their parental home but is incapable or unwilling to be self sufficient and depends on their parents for financial aid.

t "Did you hear Johns parents are bailing him out AGAIN!"
j "Yeah man he needs treatment for premature emancipation"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

do 'em dry

The act of sexually penetrating someone in such a way as to cause physical pain.

BOSS "Man the sales team are under performing this month"
SALES MANAGER "Dont worry I'm going to do 'em dry till they reach their targets"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

twitterspace

The twitter version of cyberspace, a small island of cyberspace that is full of tweets.

ground_control:Major tome we have a problem!

major_to: I know I was just checking twitterspace when your tweet jumped out at me, I'm screwed aren't I.

by invalidrecord July 06, 2009

twitterific

News of some event or information that is worthy of tweeting

Man I just won the lotto, how twitterific is that!

by invalidrecord July 06, 2009