Definitions by invalidrecord

sarcometer

sarcometer: A unit of measurement used to indicate sarcasm. (usually represented on the internet with keiki_ dots......)

Man invalidrecord pushed that joke way to far last night, It was a full five sarcometers!!

sarcometer by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

tworon 

A person who continual posts annoying and or stupid twitter updates, or who gets sucked in buy twitter schemes.

Did you hear about that new buy followers scheme. I signed up last night!

You fucking tworon

tworon by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

twitshit 

An annoying stupid lame postings on twitter, much like a irritating scuttlebutt except this one is brought into your home over broadband.

Aparently @wasteofspace just bought milk, what a load of twitshit

twitshit by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

twitterific

News of some event or information that is worthy of tweeting

Man I just won the lotto, how twitterific is that!

twitterific by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

twitterspace 

The twitter version of cyberspace, a small island of cyberspace that is full of tweets.

ground_control:Major tome we have a problem!

major_to: I know I was just checking twitterspace when your tweet jumped out at me, I'm screwed aren't I.

twitterspace by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

blowtox 

When a person has had so much cum on their face that it no longer moves when they smile.

james: Did you see that bukakke movie the other night?
john: yeah man that chick got blowtox alright!

blowtox by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

whack one out 

The act/art of masturbating.

BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
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"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"

whack one out by invalidrecord June 27, 2009