blowsnob 

Someone who receives blowjobs but doesn't give them.

Louis C.K: There's only like a thousand of us who've never blew anyone. Just a bunch of selfish assholes who are getting blown and not blowing back. What a bunch of blowsnobs!

blowsnob by punceortwice March 14, 2016

Blowslob 

When your getting head and the person is doing it very sloppy drooling hawk spitting and using teeth

Deshaun: A yo you know Buck tooth betty

Curtis: Yea what about her

Deshaun: She gave me a blowslob it actuallly hurt a little she used teeth every now and then

Curtis: awwww blows

Deshaun: Yea Literally

Blowslob by Cee240 November 16, 2009

blowsob 

A blowjob given while crying.

So my girlfriend gave me a blowsob but the whole time I felt sad.

blowsob by Xkandos March 13, 2016

blogsnob

Someone who takes pride in having a large number of followers of their own blog, but who refuses to visit or leave comments on anyone else's blog.

Well-known columnists and pundits who maintain their own blogs are the most notorious blogsnobs, usually citing "deadlines" or "demanding writing (or lecture) schedules" as the primary reason for their lack of reciprocity.

"Michelle Malkin gets hundreds of comments on her blog each day, but I have yet to meet one of her follower's who has found a comment from her on THEIR blog. That woman is just a blogsnob!"

blogsnob by feeriker September 28, 2010

microsoft blows nob 

you're fuckin' a right they do.

Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.

microsoft blows nob by The Griffins August 2, 2016

blogsnobbery 

One that puts down another for the content of their blog, blogging platform, or lack of domain name.

"One is that to be a "serious" blogger you have to own your own domain. That's nonsense. There is no "pay to play" requirement for blogging. It's like saying you're not a serious writer unless you're jotting down your thoughts in a Moleskine notebook. The true test of whether a blogger is "serious" or not is in the blogging. That's it. Anything else is bigotry and prejudice. Blogsnobbery."

blogsnobbery by NEPA Diva July 10, 2012