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Blowslob 

When your getting head and the person is doing it very sloppy drooling hawk spitting and using teeth
Deshaun: A yo you know Buck tooth betty

Curtis: Yea what about her

Deshaun: She gave me a blowslob it actuallly hurt a little she used teeth every now and then

Curtis: awwww blows

Deshaun: Yea Literally
Blowslob by Cee240 November 16, 2009
So my girlfriend gave me a blowsob but the whole time I felt sad.
blowsob by Xkandos March 13, 2016
Someone who takes pride in having a large number of followers of their own blog, but who refuses to visit or leave comments on anyone else's blog.

Well-known columnists and pundits who maintain their own blogs are the most notorious blogsnobs, usually citing "deadlines" or "demanding writing (or lecture) schedules" as the primary reason for their lack of reciprocity.
"Michelle Malkin gets hundreds of comments on her blog each day, but I have yet to meet one of her follower's who has found a comment from her on THEIR blog. That woman is just a blogsnob!"
blogsnob by feeriker September 28, 2010

microsoft blows nob 

you're fuckin' a right they do.
Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.

blogsnobbery 

One that puts down another for the content of their blog, blogging platform, or lack of domain name.
"One is that to be a "serious" blogger you have to own your own domain. That's nonsense. There is no "pay to play" requirement for blogging. It's like saying you're not a serious writer unless you're jotting down your thoughts in a Moleskine notebook. The true test of whether a blogger is "serious" or not is in the blogging. That's it. Anything else is bigotry and prejudice. Blogsnobbery."
blogsnobbery by NEPA Diva July 10, 2012
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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