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blows ass 

Doing math homework blows ass.
When AOL is going slow it tends to blow ass.
blows ass by Jason March 7, 2004
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blows ass 

Sucks, not good, usually said on video games.
"Oh this sniper blows ass on this game !!!"
"Oh wow this game blows ass, who plays this?"
blows ass by Jared Kelsay August 24, 2008
The act of blowing huge amounts of gas out of ones ass. Excessive flatulating
This guy is Major Blow ass!
blow ass by John Wilson May 26, 2004
To Fart, Pass Gas, etc.
**Sean farts ("Blow Ass") silently; Everyone in the room smells it**

Josh: OMFG! Who the fuck blew ass on my Couch
Blow Ass by CJofATX June 15, 2009
1. when someone is farting they are blowing ass.
2. when something sucks it blows ass.

1. oh shit, cover your noses, i have to blow ass.
2. that fucking blows ass!
blow ass by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
A person who lies about everything they say and doesnt tell the truth in order to act cool.
"I had sex with 20 chicks in one night Bro!!!"
"Shut the fuck up you blow ass!!!"
blow ass by PotatoChip May 30, 2003
The act of being of poor or unsatisfactory quality. Its adjective synonym is "weak".
blow ass by Balano September 27, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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