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sucks; not fun; boring

Doing math homework blows ass.
When AOL is going slow it tends to blow ass.

blows ass by Jason March 7, 2004

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blows ass

Sucks, not good, usually said on video games.

"Oh this sniper blows ass on this game !!!"
"Oh wow this game blows ass, who plays this?"

blows ass by Jared Kelsay August 24, 2008

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blow ass

The act of blowing huge amounts of gas out of ones ass. Excessive flatulating

This guy is Major Blow ass!

blow ass by John Wilson May 26, 2004

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Blow Ass

To Fart, Pass Gas, etc.

**Sean farts ("Blow Ass") silently; Everyone in the room smells it**

Josh: OMFG! Who the fuck blew ass on my Couch

Blow Ass by CJofATX June 15, 2009

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blow ass

1. when someone is farting they are blowing ass.
2. when something sucks it blows ass.

1. oh shit, cover your noses, i have to blow ass.
2. that fucking blows ass!

blow ass by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

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blow ass

A person who lies about everything they say and doesnt tell the truth in order to act cool.

"I had sex with 20 chicks in one night Bro!!!"
"Shut the fuck up you blow ass!!!"

blow ass by PotatoChip May 30, 2003

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blow ass

The act of being of poor or unsatisfactory quality. Its adjective synonym is "weak".

God damn it, highschool virginity blows ass.

blow ass by Balano September 27, 2003

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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