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sucks; not fun; boring

Doing math homework blows ass.
When AOL is going slow it tends to blow ass.

blows ass by Jason March 7, 2004

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blows ass

Sucks, not good, usually said on video games.

"Oh this sniper blows ass on this game !!!"
"Oh wow this game blows ass, who plays this?"

blows ass by Jared Kelsay August 24, 2008

blow ass

The act of blowing huge amounts of gas out of ones ass. Excessive flatulating

This guy is Major Blow ass!

blow ass by John Wilson May 26, 2004

Blow Ass

To Fart, Pass Gas, etc.

**Sean farts ("Blow Ass") silently; Everyone in the room smells it**

Josh: OMFG! Who the fuck blew ass on my Couch

Blow Ass by CJofATX June 15, 2009

blow ass

1. when someone is farting they are blowing ass.
2. when something sucks it blows ass.

1. oh shit, cover your noses, i have to blow ass.
2. that fucking blows ass!

blow ass by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

blow ass

A person who lies about everything they say and doesnt tell the truth in order to act cool.

"I had sex with 20 chicks in one night Bro!!!"
"Shut the fuck up you blow ass!!!"

blow ass by PotatoChip May 30, 2003

blow ass

The act of being of poor or unsatisfactory quality. Its adjective synonym is "weak".

God damn it, highschool virginity blows ass.

blow ass by Balano September 27, 2003

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026