hispadian

Someone of latin and Canadian descent. As far as I know, my ex-girlfriend invented the word to describe herself.

Me: You're a Mexuck (combination of Mexican and Canuck)
Clarissa: I'm Hispadian.

by Balano June 06, 2005

woopang

Any attractive woman

synonymous with "slice" or "hottie", etc...

A hot chick walks by and I might say: "WOOPANG!!!!"

by Balano August 14, 2006

Point Blank

The closest distance between safety and danger. The closest distance between good and bad. The closest distance between life and death.

The thief held the gun to the cashier's head at point blank.

by Balano April 26, 2003

calmela

Spanish-Mexican slang which means to "calm down".
In proper Spanish grammar, it literally means "calm her down". But it can be used to mean to calm anything down.

Say there is an argument, but one person is calm while the other is talking loud. The calm person will say "Calmela!".

by Balano November 17, 2004

blow ass

The act of being of poor or unsatisfactory quality. Its adjective synonym is "weak".

God damn it, highschool virginity blows ass.

by Balano September 27, 2003

fucker

A guy who makes friends with nice women and talks to them about his sex life, by which these women friends inherently nickname the guy Fucker.

My chick friends call me Fucker

by Balano May 11, 2003

lunchbox

A fat or obese guy. He is fat because he eats a lot; a lunchbox is full of food. Can it be more obvious?

"Hey, Lunchbox, quit taking my food!"

by Balano November 17, 2004