20 definition by Balano

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(I was just about to put the same definition!! Who are you, Mayra?)
The singlehandedly most attractive girl in high school. There is no guy who can't stop looking at her. But these guys don't wanna bang her like a rag doll. This Mayra manages to be so perfect, that every guy respects her just from looking at her perfection.
Holy shit, Mayra is so perfect that I didn't even need to get an erection!
by Balano May 03, 2003

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1. The most powerful goddess; ruling over all gods as well.
2. The most beautiful and caring and intelligent and sexy and perfect female who does not strike an image in a man's head that he wants to have sex with her, but instead he wants to marry her at first sight.
Example for definitions 1 and 2: God damn! Janeth is, well... Janeth!
by Balano May 11, 2003

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The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)
If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.
by Balano May 03, 2003

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The closest distance between safety and danger. The closest distance between good and bad. The closest distance between life and death.
The thief held the gun to the cashier's head at point blank.
by Balano April 26, 2003

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A warm and pleasant place where any and all males of the human race can find sanctuary. These places can be found on any attractive woman.
After a long cold day's work, I came home and snuggled up in my wife's kunt; only, my whole body wasn't in it, just my cock.
by Balano May 03, 2003

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A funny insult used in the movie "Donnie Darko".
"You know you're a fuck ass!"
-Donnie Darko (Jake Guyllenhal; however you spell that fucker's name)
by Balano September 27, 2003

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The act of being of poor or unsatisfactory quality. Its adjective synonym is "weak".
God damn it, highschool virginity blows ass.
by Balano September 27, 2003

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