Balano's definitions

fuck ass

A funny insult used in the movie "Donnie Darko".

"You know you're a fuck ass!"
-Donnie Darko (Jake Guyllenhal; however you spell that fucker's name)

by Balano September 27, 2003

lunchbox

A fat or obese guy. He is fat because he eats a lot; a lunchbox is full of food. Can it be more obvious?

"Hey, Lunchbox, quit taking my food!"

by Balano November 17, 2004

blow ass

The act of being of poor or unsatisfactory quality. Its adjective synonym is "weak".

God damn it, highschool virginity blows ass.

by Balano September 27, 2003

slice

An attractive woman. Any sexy female.

I went to the galleries and checked out the slice archive.

by Balano May 3, 2003

spanese

Being of latin and asian descent. Believe it or not, many Filipinos are Spanese. I've never heard anyone else say this word. Infact, my Spanese friend, David, invented the word to describe himself.

Me: You're Mexasian.
David: No, I'm Spanese.

by Balano June 6, 2005

Jurassic Park

The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)

If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.

by Balano May 3, 2003

kunt

A warm and pleasant place where any and all males of the human race can find sanctuary. These places can be found on any attractive woman.

After a long cold day's work, I came home and snuggled up in my wife's kunt; only, my whole body wasn't in it, just my cock.

by Balano May 3, 2003