Blown Job

When a girl is about to give you a blow job and all of a sudden, out of your own stupidity, you say or do something that makes her angry or ruins the mood and she ceases all blowing activity. This is not to be confused with some unforeseen events like an earthquake or a tornado occurring while you are about to be given a blowjob; unfortunate as it may be, it is not a blown job.

Greg: Hey man, how'd it go with Ashley last night?

Caleb: I accidentally called her Stacy, and I ended up getting a blown job.

Greg: Sucks... well, you wouldn't know.

by TheDaveTrain May 6, 2011

Blown Job

What happens when the lucky girl giving you oral pleasure doesnt swallow and instead lets you soil your clothes and underpants in your own delight.

Frank: You went out in the parking lot?
Cody: Yeah it was good! But I couldnt go back into the club after that blown job. I was a mess!

by Isllslp August 3, 2007

blown job

a job, usually done with this, that fails or does not work out as planned. Not to be confused with a blow job. A blown job can cause alot of problems for the person(s) who contracted the work.

Don't take a job unless you are going to do it right. A blown job can be disasterous.

by nick May 5, 2005

Blow-job-bib

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).

Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015

Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.

Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj

by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

Blow job

Something stupid high and even middle school girls will do in an attempt to be popular or to get a boyfriend. Never works, all it ever accomplishes is to get the stupid girl labeled a ho or slut and possibly get her a case of herpes.

Dude, Hannah is so desperate to be popular and liked that she has absolutely no self respect and will give a blow job to anyone.

by hnoss March 26, 2017

Blow Job

When wearing something similar to a poncho, break wind and trap it inside, creating a dutch-oven. Then after every thing is up to par, open one sleeve and blow the noxious air into a bystandards sniffer and enjoy the reaction.

CAUTION: Be careful not to release ovens contents onto yourself!

Person 1: "Dude? What stinks?"
Person 2: "Man that guy wearing a poncho just gave you a BLOW JOB!"

by poncho bandit November 16, 2010