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Blowjobbed

When the typical 40 something year old virgin indian says a joke in the elevator and a few seconds of awkward silence come.
You've been blowjobbed by that indian cuck again?
by spaima graselor February 22, 2019
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blowjober

Someone who likes to suck penis.
Sheila was a blowjober.

I wanna be a blowjober.
by punrockerasd April 28, 2006
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blowjobless

A blowjob drought of 6 or more months.
"Ever since you grew that goatee you've been blowjobless"
by DanofA November 14, 2009
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Blowjobed

Blowjobed.
Blowjobed.
by truegrit__ May 23, 2020
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blowjobbery

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.
That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.
by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007
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Sweet Blowjobby Metal

(noun) der. from "metal music that is so good it feels like a sweet blowjob"-

1.) Death metal music that is so brutally awesome it feels like totally amazing felacio, even for a woman

2.) The Dethalbum

3.) Dethalbum II

4.) Metalocalpyse seasons 1-3
5.) All seasons of Metalocaplypse and all other CDs produced by Dethklok thereafter
1.) I just returned for the evening from the Dethklok/Mastadon concert and still can not get enough of that sweet blowjobby metal.

2.) Even after sitting 6 inches away from a 50 inch television screen for a six-hour marathon fix of Dethkok's sweet blowjobby metal.
by OfdensenForever November 10, 2009
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Blowjobery

A boutique inside of another larger establishment serving Blowjobs as a service to men. Similar to the hair salon inside Walmart.
Brittiney: Hey honey, let's go look at the shoes?

Daniel: You go ahead, I'll be at the Blowjobery.
by sizauce bizauce June 11, 2014
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