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Blowjory 

Eating a double cheeseburger while receiving a blow job.
Lucas- Man, you look satisfied but not hungry!
Tom- Yeah, I just got a blowjory
Nina- MmmMMMMmmmm
Blowjory by D.a.a. May 8, 2008

blowjober 

Someone who likes to suck penis.
Sheila was a blowjober.

I wanna be a blowjober.
blowjober by punrockerasd April 28, 2006

Blowjobed 

Blowjobed.
Blowjobed.
Blowjobed by truegrit__ May 23, 2020

blowjobbery 

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.
That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.
blowjobbery by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007

Sweet Blowjobby Metal 

(noun) der. from "metal music that is so good it feels like a sweet blowjob"-

1.) Death metal music that is so brutally awesome it feels like totally amazing felacio, even for a woman

2.) The Dethalbum

3.) Dethalbum II

4.) Metalocalpyse seasons 1-3
5.) All seasons of Metalocaplypse and all other CDs produced by Dethklok thereafter
1.) I just returned for the evening from the Dethklok/Mastadon concert and still can not get enough of that sweet blowjobby metal.

2.) Even after sitting 6 inches away from a 50 inch television screen for a six-hour marathon fix of Dethkok's sweet blowjobby metal.

Blowjoborexic 

Blowjoborexic (-orexia): A chronic eating disorder in which the only thing you eat all day is cum. Breakfast, lunch and dinner! With some fromundacheese as an appetizer and maybe a dingleberry for dessert. Most prevalent in women (and some men!) between the ages of 16 and 24.
I lost all my weight by being a blowjoborexic; it's the new Atkins! Healthy AND safe. Bye-bye size 10's, hello size zero!
Blowjoborexic by beantown71909 July 19, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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