Blowjobery

A boutique inside of another larger establishment serving Blowjobs as a service to men. Similar to the hair salon inside Walmart.

Brittiney: Hey honey, let's go look at the shoes?

Daniel: You go ahead, I'll be at the Blowjobery.

by sizauce bizauce June 11, 2014

Blowjory

Eating a double cheeseburger while receiving a blow job.

Lucas- Man, you look satisfied but not hungry!
Tom- Yeah, I just got a blowjory
Nina- MmmMMMMmmmm

by D.a.a. May 8, 2008

blowjober

Someone who likes to suck penis.

Sheila was a blowjober.

I wanna be a blowjober.

by punrockerasd April 28, 2006

Blowjobed

Blowjobed.

Blowjobed.

by truegrit__ May 23, 2020

blowjobbery

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.

That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.

by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007

Sweet Blowjobby Metal

(noun) der. from "metal music that is so good it feels like a sweet blowjob"-

1.) Death metal music that is so brutally awesome it feels like totally amazing felacio, even for a woman

2.) The Dethalbum

3.) Dethalbum II

4.) Metalocalpyse seasons 1-3
5.) All seasons of Metalocaplypse and all other CDs produced by Dethklok thereafter

1.) I just returned for the evening from the Dethklok/Mastadon concert and still can not get enough of that sweet blowjobby metal.

2.) Even after sitting 6 inches away from a 50 inch television screen for a six-hour marathon fix of Dethkok's sweet blowjobby metal.

by OfdensenForever November 10, 2009

Blowjoborexic

Blowjoborexic (-orexia): A chronic eating disorder in which the only thing you eat all day is cum. Breakfast, lunch and dinner! With some fromundacheese as an appetizer and maybe a dingleberry for dessert. Most prevalent in women (and some men!) between the ages of 16 and 24.

I lost all my weight by being a blowjoborexic; it's the new Atkins! Healthy AND safe. Bye-bye size 10's, hello size zero!

by beantown71909 July 19, 2009