blowdrift

A particularly massive facial, like a snow drift, but stickier.

I can't believe she answered the door without shoveling that blowdrift.

by nerdwyfe November 20, 2015

Blowritto

When a human of the male sex is engaging the process of eating a chipotle burrito and getting he shaft sucked by a slore, simultaneously and than skeeting on the last bite of his burrito and stuffing it in the slore's mouth for her to swallow. There for adding man made chipotle sauce and giving the ultimate pleasure back to the slore.

Dike Mugan was totally recieving a blowritto when Sik Notirin was video taping it for spankwire.com

by The kids from south jersey September 6, 2010

blowcraft

Getting a blowjob whilst pwning the noobs in world of warcraft.

Could a blowcraft be better than a blumpkin, who knows...

by Caladonia January 21, 2008

bloodriot

Bloodriot (derives from the two words, "blood” and “riot"). It’s the turning point of which a human once infected has minutes to live then transforms from living - walking corpse. The feed of the living consuming the flesh (most attracted to the brain), the only possible way of elimination is termination of the brain.

zombie bites a human, bloodriot process starts .. read more about it above ;o

by 1nf3c710n May 17, 2007

blowrrito

The art of receiving a blow job while consuming a burrito!

She proceeded to give him the best Blowrrito at their local TacoBell!

by IrishMexican July 12, 2015

Blowritto

A blowjob burrito. The penis is wrapped in a tortilla with rice, beans, cheese, etc. and the partner eats the burrito.

i heard spencer dated this girl with a food fetish and she wanted to give him a blowritto

by ilovepoopandashley April 24, 2010

Bloodriff

High voltage metal that runs through your brain like a transmission from the dimension of shralp. The sheer melodic brutality will blindly deafen your senses then highly keen and tune them with raw sheer blood siphonic riffs that leave you slain. You are never the same after hearing it and the metal network resonates with the hardcore sound uplifting your spirit from the harmonious dark side into the lyrical black hole of infinite metal. Men will weep, women will swoon, and your dog will howl at the moon in a fast tempo of cacophony. You will be galvanized.

"Have you listened to Bloodriff?"

"I can't hear you. My ears have been shralped into the dimension of supersonic listening."

"WTF!"

"Don't touch me. I'm conductive and my amorphous metal properties are too heavy for you."

"No way."

"Still can't hear you. Listen to this Bloodriff cd."

by Metal Fan 999 January 22, 2012