Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Blowritto 

When a human of the male sex is engaging the process of eating a chipotle burrito and getting he shaft sucked by a slore, simultaneously and than skeeting on the last bite of his burrito and stuffing it in the slore's mouth for her to swallow. There for adding man made chipotle sauce and giving the ultimate pleasure back to the slore.
Dike Mugan was totally recieving a blowritto when Sik Notirin was video taping it for spankwire.com

blowcraft 

Getting a blowjob whilst pwning the noobs in world of warcraft.
Could a blowcraft be better than a blumpkin, who knows...
blowcraft by Caladonia January 21, 2008

bloodriot 

Bloodriot (derives from the two words, "blood” and “riot"). It’s the turning point of which a human once infected has minutes to live then transforms from living - walking corpse. The feed of the living consuming the flesh (most attracted to the brain), the only possible way of elimination is termination of the brain.
zombie bites a human, bloodriot process starts .. read more about it above ;o
bloodriot by 1nf3c710n May 17, 2007

blowrrito 

The art of receiving a blow job while consuming a burrito!
She proceeded to give him the best Blowrrito at their local TacoBell!
blowrrito by IrishMexican July 12, 2015

Blowritto 

A blowjob burrito. The penis is wrapped in a tortilla with rice, beans, cheese, etc. and the partner eats the burrito.
i heard spencer dated this girl with a food fetish and she wanted to give him a blowritto
Blowritto by ilovepoopandashley April 24, 2010

Bloodriff 

High voltage metal that runs through your brain like a transmission from the dimension of shralp. The sheer melodic brutality will blindly deafen your senses then highly keen and tune them with raw sheer blood siphonic riffs that leave you slain. You are never the same after hearing it and the metal network resonates with the hardcore sound uplifting your spirit from the harmonious dark side into the lyrical black hole of infinite metal. Men will weep, women will swoon, and your dog will howl at the moon in a fast tempo of cacophony. You will be galvanized.
"Have you listened to Bloodriff?"

"I can't hear you. My ears have been shralped into the dimension of supersonic listening."

"WTF!"

"Don't touch me. I'm conductive and my amorphous metal properties are too heavy for you."

"No way."

"Still can't hear you. Listen to this Bloodriff cd."
Bloodriff by Metal Fan 999 January 22, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Load more