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Blowcation 

A blow job that you WANT to give, thus rendering it not a job, but a kind of vacation.
We finally hooked up--and let me tell you, that was no blow job, that was a blowcation!
Blowcation by KnotGirl August 20, 2009

Blowcrastination 

Putting off important tasks by having your girlfriend give you endless blowjobs
Garth: "Hey man, did you get that job app done in the end?"
Lateef: "Dude, I kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with Tina so never got round to it...I feel bad"
Garth: "All this blowcrastination is ruining your life!"
Blowcrastination by gregtastic June 30, 2011
The boy will the be called a blowcater, {it just links}
blowcat by melisaa15 November 6, 2013

blowdrift 

A particularly massive facial, like a snow drift, but stickier.
I can't believe she answered the door without shoveling that blowdrift.
blowdrift by nerdwyfe November 20, 2015

boscraft 

An old minecraft server I was at,I miss all the people there
SoloCuzYolo
Damir12
Edge
CupkooFTW
merso
Salkoo
those are only some
Person 1: I miss boscraft
Person 2: :(
boscraft by GodssBoss October 3, 2020

blowcational School 

An institute which focuses solely on the the art of giving a blowjob. A student will gain both the art of presentation and technical skills to master the most advanced techniques of felatio. This course will show how to barter for proper compensation of service while striving to improve humanity and quality of life as a whole. Advanced Jengineering classes are offered to those who seek dominance and recognition as a certified throatGOAT.
Jen struggled to pass her SAT and placement testing her senior year leaving her no choice but to follow her dream of attending Blowcational School after graduation.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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