Garth: "Hey man, did you get that job app done in the end?"
Lateef: "Dude, I kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with Tina so never got round to it...I feel bad"
Garth: "All this blowcrastination is ruining your life!"
An institute which focuses solely on the the art of giving a blowjob. A studentwill gain both the art of presentation and technical skills to master the most advanced techniques of felatio. This course will show how to barter for proper compensation of service while striving to improve humanity and quality of life as a whole. Advanced Jengineering classes are offered to those who seek dominance and recognition as a certified throatGOAT.
Jen struggled to pass her SAT and placement testing her senior year leaving her no choice but to follow her dream of attending Blowcational School after graduation.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.