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Blowritto 

When a human of the male sex is engaging the process of eating a chipotle burrito and getting he shaft sucked by a slore, simultaneously and than skeeting on the last bite of his burrito and stuffing it in the slore's mouth for her to swallow. There for adding man made chipotle sauce and giving the ultimate pleasure back to the slore.
Dike Mugan was totally recieving a blowritto when Sik Notirin was video taping it for spankwire.com
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Blowritto 

A blowjob burrito. The penis is wrapped in a tortilla with rice, beans, cheese, etc. and the partner eats the burrito.
i heard spencer dated this girl with a food fetish and she wanted to give him a blowritto
Blowritto by ilovepoopandashley April 24, 2010

Boyritto 

When 2 gays are wrapped up in one poncho either because they are either both mexican or as poor as Mexicans.
Wow dude, why are you playing that boyritto game with the dude next door?
Boyritto by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

blowrrito 

The art of receiving a blow job while consuming a burrito!
She proceeded to give him the best Blowrrito at their local TacoBell!
blowrrito by IrishMexican July 12, 2015

Blowripjob 

When someone is giving you a blowjob and she bites on your dick making you feel like you want to die of pain so RIP
Tom :Everything was going good until she gave me a Blowjob, but not just any, a blowripjob
Christian: Damn
Blowripjob by LOL1993 March 20, 2017

bogritto 

The king of diarrhea. An ultimate burrito so incredibly massive, so dastardly overstuffed; it’d give an area of effect attack to heart disease. Its creation is an unholy ceremony God had never intended for humanity to discover. Mankind should have never been capable of creating such a monolith of steak, rice, egg, peppers, onions, hot chips, cheese, and Tabasco. The mere consumption of such an artifact would mark your own tombstone.
“Hey Jeff, check it out!”

“Dave… what the fuck is that thing? Is it breathing?!”

“I present, the BOGRITTO!”

“Dave… what have you done?”
bogritto by Troutfish December 3, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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