Blowritto

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When a human of the male sex is engaging the process of eating a chipotle burrito and getting he shaft sucked by a slore, simultaneously and than skeeting on the last bite of his burrito and stuffing it in the slore's mouth for her to swallow. There for adding man made chipotle sauce and giving the ultimate pleasure back to the slore.

Dike Mugan was totally recieving a blowritto when Sik Notirin was video taping it for spankwire.com

Blowritto by The kids from south jersey September 6, 2010

Words you can keep

Blowritto

A blowjob burrito. The penis is wrapped in a tortilla with rice, beans, cheese, etc. and the partner eats the burrito.

i heard spencer dated this girl with a food fetish and she wanted to give him a blowritto

Blowritto by ilovepoopandashley April 24, 2010

Boyritto

When 2 gays are wrapped up in one poncho either because they are either both mexican or as poor as Mexicans.

Wow dude, why are you playing that boyritto game with the dude next door?

Boyritto by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

blowrrito

The art of receiving a blow job while consuming a burrito!

She proceeded to give him the best Blowrrito at their local TacoBell!

blowrrito by IrishMexican July 12, 2015

Blowripjob

When someone is giving you a blowjob and she bites on your dick making you feel like you want to die of pain so RIP

Tom :Everything was going good until she gave me a Blowjob, but not just any, a blowripjob
Christian: Damn

Blowripjob by LOL1993 March 20, 2017

bogritto

The king of diarrhea. An ultimate burrito so incredibly massive, so dastardly overstuffed; it’d give an area of effect attack to heart disease. Its creation is an unholy ceremony God had never intended for humanity to discover. Mankind should have never been capable of creating such a monolith of steak, rice, egg, peppers, onions, hot chips, cheese, and Tabasco. The mere consumption of such an artifact would mark your own tombstone.

“Hey Jeff, check it out!”

“Dave… what the fuck is that thing? Is it breathing?!”

“I present, the BOGRITTO!”

“Dave… what have you done?”

bogritto by Troutfish December 3, 2023

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026