blowrrito
blowrrito by IrishMexican July 12, 2015
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Blowritto
When a human of the male sex is engaging the process of eating a chipotle burrito and getting he shaft sucked by a slore, simultaneously and than skeeting on the last bite of his burrito and stuffing it in the slore's mouth for her to swallow. There for adding man made chipotle sauce and giving the ultimate pleasure back to the slore.
Blowritto by The kids from south jersey September 6, 2010
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brorrito
~n~ (idea) The sharing of the burrito eating experience with a close friend. You may have only one burrito between the two of you or two separate burritos.
Can be used to describe the burritos, the people eating them, or the experience all in all.
Females would use the term "brorrita"
Can be used to describe the burritos, the people eating them, or the experience all in all.
Females would use the term "brorrita"
Hey man, you and I should get some brorritos.
Let me have a bite, we are brorritos after all.
We should do the whole brorrito thing later.
Let me have a bite, we are brorritos after all.
We should do the whole brorrito thing later.
brorrito by Dave Kaplan February 14, 2008
Blowritto
A blowjob burrito. The penis is wrapped in a tortilla with rice, beans, cheese, etc. and the partner eats the burrito.
Blowritto by ilovepoopandashley April 24, 2010
dick borrito
its when you put salsa in your pee pee hole and you make a girl bite on it until you viscously nut blood you wouldnt know if its blood or salsa cus there both red 😉
“babe lets try dick borrito”
“yes daddy fuck me till i nut that blood give me your little miget dick *moans.” -its trey frm wms
“yes daddy fuck me till i nut that blood give me your little miget dick *moans.” -its trey frm wms
dick borrito by dick borrito February 21, 2022
Dubious Borrito Challenge
The Dubious Borrito Challenge is composed of 4 microwave borrito's stacked in a grid with 1/2 pound of cheese, a bag of (crushed) hot Cheeto puffs then air fried. After it is done lather up with sour cream, bacon bits, and your favorite hot sauce.
Dubious Borrito Challenge by Dr.Dick5792 May 16, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026