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Brocrastinator 

A bro (not necessarily male) who procrastinates along with you and empathizes on your ability to finish homework in one night even though you had more than a month to do it
Person 1: Oh my god Katherine I've been watching Netflix for 5 hours instead of doing my 6-page essay that's due tomorrow
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator
Brocrastinator by AngelOvvl March 10, 2015

Blowcrastination 

Putting off important tasks by having your girlfriend give you endless blowjobs
Garth: "Hey man, did you get that job app done in the end?"
Lateef: "Dude, I kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with Tina so never got round to it...I feel bad"
Garth: "All this blowcrastination is ruining your life!"
Blowcrastination by gregtastic June 30, 2011

Brocrastinator 

A brother who is a good student but puts all the work off until the very last minute. If a ten page paper is due at eight in the morning, he will play video games until midnight and then sleep until four in the morning. Then somehow he manages to both get up at four in the morning and get the paper done.
I can't do anything with my brother anymore because he is a brocrastinator.