Blowcrastinator

Someone who can blow off all activities regarded as "fun" and can still procrastinate at the same time.

Girl #1 "Where's Jen?"
Girl #2 "I don't know. She said she'd come with us, but she had a paper to write."
Girl#1 "I'm sorry she's such a blowcrastinator.

by randygertie May 19, 2011

Brocrastinator

A bro (not necessarily male) who procrastinates along with you and empathizes on your ability to finish homework in one night even though you had more than a month to do it

Person 1: Oh my god Katherine I've been watching Netflix for 5 hours instead of doing my 6-page essay that's due tomorrow
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator

by AngelOvvl March 10, 2015

Blowcrastination

Putting off important tasks by having your girlfriend give you endless blowjobs

Garth: "Hey man, did you get that job app done in the end?"
Lateef: "Dude, I kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with Tina so never got round to it...I feel bad"
Garth: "All this blowcrastination is ruining your life!"

by gregtastic June 30, 2011

Brocrastinator

A brother who is a good student but puts all the work off until the very last minute. If a ten page paper is due at eight in the morning, he will play video games until midnight and then sleep until four in the morning. Then somehow he manages to both get up at four in the morning and get the paper done.

I can't do anything with my brother anymore because he is a brocrastinator.

by randygertie May 19, 2011