Blowcrastination

Putting off important tasks by having your girlfriend give you endless blowjobs

Garth: "Hey man, did you get that job app done in the end?"
Lateef: "Dude, I kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with Tina so never got round to it...I feel bad"
Garth: "All this blowcrastination is ruining your life!"

by gregtastic June 30, 2011

bowlcrastination

The process of having a bowl loaded in front of you, but being to high to realize that it's ready.

Man I was so high, i had bowlcrastination!

by moistninja42 November 11, 2014

brocrastination

Procrastinating with your bros.

"Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination."

by jtregoat October 29, 2008

Brocrastination

when you have things to do but your bro is holding you tight in his warm loving arms

I was supposed to go grocery shopping, but that darn brocrastination gets me every time.

by prisonfister December 7, 2017

Brewcrastination

The act of abstaining from drinking more than one beer at a party until you are able to evaluate how drunk everybody else is getting, and therefore how drunk you can safely get without being considered to be a drunken jackass.

I practiced brewcrastination last night until Eric ran by with a lampshade on his head. Then I knew it was okay to really start drinking.

by TheCrastinator October 16, 2010

Brocrastination

When you procrastinate with the rest of your bros in choosing the right gift for one of them.

Dudes went empty handed on his b'day because of brocrastination, so they gave him an e-gift card instantly.

by Pratik swycher February 9, 2020

Brocrastination

Procrastination with yo bros

Brocrastination involves a group of bros communally procrastinating.

by calzonish April 29, 2009