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blow job bar 

A bar of the type in the cities of Bangkok and Pattaya, Thailand where a man can pay at the door, find himself a stool and get get a mean bareback blowjob with a swallow for anywhere from the equivalent of $10-$25 USDs. Bottled beer is usually offered and BJ is performed out in the open amongst other customers in most cases, semi-privately in a corner or booth in others.
I'm going to go down to one of those blow job bars in Patpong and whitewashing the tonsils of one of those hardworking girls!
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[blow job handle bars] 

when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.
dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!

Barnsley blow job 

During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.
Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.
Barnsley blow job by bromp May 10, 2008

Blowjob bar 

A Bangkok institution; a bar where you get a blowjob, generally bareback, while enjoying your beer, usually in full view of the other patrons.
I was sitting in my favorite blowjob bar with my pants around my ankles and my dick deep in the throat of an LBFM and at least ten people watching me. I felt like a porn star!
Blowjob bar by bobloblaw43 July 11, 2009

Blowjob Barbie

I female who is beautiful, but unintelligent, and shallow, other than blowjobs is completely useless.
Blowjob Barbie by Sixty9isfine March 4, 2018

Bad Blowjob Barb (BBJB) 

When a female gives a blowjob and uses far too much teeth until the ejaculate is mixed with blood.
"Did you see Clay walkin weird the other day?"
"I heard Bad Blowjob Barb (BBJB) got to him."

Blowjob Barbara 

A guy with long hair you gives blowjobs to other guys
Ah have you seen kolby? Yeah he's a blowjob Barbara
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