blovie

A blowjob while you both watch a movie

Hey how was your night
Oh we caught a blovie last night

by Xaki23 November 14, 2016

Instant Blowie

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

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Everything: Dead

by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

blogies

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

by Anai July 20, 2008

Ghost blowie

When someone is giving you head and, due to their poor technique, you cannot feel anything

I don’t know if I can keep seeing her bro, she gives me ghost blowies

by Demontooth November 15, 2022

Bloxie

Receiving a blow job while playing xbox live.

Dude, last night i got a bloxie while playing Grand Theft Auto 4

by Sergio Venaked July 23, 2009

Blomies

A group of stoners or a group of friends that do everything together. Friends who hit a lick on niggas anyday and smoke. They’re stoners but they never play around wit other niggas who mess with them. Another word for homies but it’s spelled with a B and L. Which is Blomies.

“Yo blomie you tryna smoke today? It’s on me”
“You got the weed tho?”
“Hell yeah, we gonna get the whole blomies up in here to smoke!”

by BigManJon June 18, 2020