blorn

Made by friends for use in everyday random talk

Thats Blornirifico,
Blorn-snickity-haha,
The Passion of the Blorn, ect.
for more Blornirific stuff go to:
www.freewebs.com/blorn/

by Daniel Gerzhoy (Gerzh) April 7, 2005

Blorn

Blorn is blob porn.
You never ask, "Are you inot Blorn?", because every one likes Blorn insted you ask, "what colour/flavour Blorn you into?"

"what colour/flavour Blorn you into?"
"Purple/ lime flavour"

by RTOONS42 November 4, 2009

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

by will bitten September 13, 2017

Bjornanotasexual

Someone who loves Bjorn but in a non-sexual way.

Gabe really is the biggest Bjornanotasexual

by Gabe W.P. January 2, 2022

snow-blond

Snow -blond is when your outside and there is so much snow that you have a blond moment and do something stupid.

During a winter storm some drivers get snow-blond and have accidents.

by jpg3 March 8, 2015

Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.

Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017