bloomer fan

the hardcore can-can pantyfan. They like to show off the extent of their fanness, and exist to be seen by who they fan after and also other fans. They are often showy, decorative, and ubiquitous.

"I'm such a bloomer fan for Imogen Heap that I made this sparkly t-shirt with her face on it and am going to wear it while chained to her mailbox so all the press comes to cover my hunger strike and in so doing promote Immi because I am her number one fan!" said the bloomer fan.

bloomer fan by JoyTKP September 28, 2006

bloomerang 

The phenomenon of returning to live in Bloomington, Indiana after moving away to live in urban cultural centers.

My husband and I are moving to the east coast for his job. We hope it goes well and we don't bloomerang back to Indiana.

bloomerang by KrisTDZ February 19, 2021

bloomerang 

Refers to da unfortunate "reality of life" situation of your having dallied wif a hot chick (i.e., "getting into her pants"), and then having da "results" or "consequences" of said hot 'n' heavy encounter(s) --- i.e., others' hearing her bragging about her delightful trysts wif you, her getting preggo, her contracting an STD, etc. --- come back and bite you in da a** afterwards.

Two ways of minimizing da fallout of any bloomerangs dat you may encounter in your love-life --- (1) condoms, and (2) keeping your DNA-test center on speed-dial.

bloomerang by QuacksO May 24, 2021