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Bloody Ear Syndrome (BES)

When someone talks to you or another in your listening area and voice is so irritating it causes an uncontrollable bleeding of the ears.
When Jody comes into to my office and starts talking my ears start bleeding. She gives me a case of Bloody Ear Syndrome (BES).

Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring 

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.
Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)

bloody christian ears 

Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually
Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls
bloody christian ears by DDRJ12 December 3, 2017

ear blood 

something that makes your ears bleed
this song is “ear blood”
ear blood by abby.r1234 May 4, 2018

BloodyMary

1. Practicing witch, of the Wiccan Coven, Sisters Of The Dark Mirrors.

2. XBOX-Scene goddess.

3. Mistress of the dark passions of life.
1. You shall bow and like the boots of BloodyMary.

2. Serve only her, the great BloodyMary.

3. In troubled times, she will come to you like an angel with the bite of a vampire.
BloodyMary by Bloody Mary May 24, 2004

bloodyfart 

Unlike a regular fart, a combiniation of gas and blood comes out of your anal hole called a bloodyfart. A bloodyfart is not a shart.
Oh shit, I had a shitload of bloodyfarts last Wednesday.
bloodyfart by Calvin Tat May 24, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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