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bloody ear 

The vagina of a woman who is menstrating.
As her labia was spread apart, he found what appeared to be a bloody ear, and instantly knew she was on the rag.... But he ate it anyways.
bloody ear by Fuckin' Sean July 23, 2006
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Bloody Ear Syndrome (BES)

When someone talks to you or another in your listening area and voice is so irritating it causes an uncontrollable bleeding of the ears.
When Jody comes into to my office and starts talking my ears start bleeding. She gives me a case of Bloody Ear Syndrome (BES).

Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring 

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.
Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)

bloody christian ears 

Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually
Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls
bloody christian ears by DDRJ12 December 3, 2017

ear blood 

something that makes your ears bleed
this song is “ear blood
ear blood by abby.r1234 May 4, 2018

BloodyMary

1. Practicing witch, of the Wiccan Coven, Sisters Of The Dark Mirrors.

2. XBOX-Scene goddess.

3. Mistress of the dark passions of life.
1. You shall bow and like the boots of BloodyMary.

2. Serve only her, the great BloodyMary.

3. In troubled times, she will come to you like an angel with the bite of a vampire.
BloodyMary by Bloody Mary May 24, 2004

bloodyfart 

Unlike a regular fart, a combiniation of gas and blood comes out of your anal hole called a bloodyfart. A bloodyfart is not a shart.
Oh shit, I had a shitload of bloodyfarts last Wednesday.
bloodyfart by Calvin Tat May 24, 2005
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