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bloodfart 

The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.
Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.
bloodfart by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Bloodfart 

A fart of blood from ones anus after vigorous anal insertion
I had me a good bloodfart after dally foot blasted my ringer
Bloodfart by The real J.C March 13, 2015

Bloodfart 

The most amazing, hardcore and non existant band ever!
"Dude, did you see bloodfart last night?!" "Yeah man it was insane!"
Bloodfart by Steven Goatgaggle March 24, 2013

Bloodclart 

A womens dirty sanitary towel.
Used by jamaicans to insult someone that has annoyed them.
this word is used to insult.
Someone annoys a man so he says 'Shut up you bloodclart'
Bloodclart by Whiit March 7, 2009

bloody fart 

1. A renowned band.

2. When you let one rip in your pants and one of your hard nuggets cuts the inside of your anus(Your colon), and your ass bleeds really bad.
This is usually very visible, and everyone will know when it happens, and trust us, it WILL happen.
Last night at the club I made a bloody fart in my pants while I was grinding this chick, she totally ran away.
bloody fart by mike hunt is warm November 19, 2006

bloodfart 

1. the blood-filled, gassy result of sexual penetration during the period of menstration, usually following the 'doggie style' position
2. the bloody gas expelled from a homosexual butt penetration
Man, he sure blew a huge bloodfart after I came and pulled out of his ass.
bloodfart by weasel February 10, 2003