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BloodyMary

1. Practicing witch, of the Wiccan Coven, Sisters Of The Dark Mirrors.

2. XBOX-Scene goddess.

3. Mistress of the dark passions of life.
1. You shall bow and like the boots of BloodyMary.

2. Serve only her, the great BloodyMary.

3. In troubled times, she will come to you like an angel with the bite of a vampire.
by Bloody Mary May 24, 2004
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white trash bloody mary

a delicious concoction of V8 juice and premium Burnett's vodka. usually a two to one ratio of V8 to vodka. stir and serve over ice to impress all your trailer park friends at the next brunch at the redneck yacht club.
"Hey Kelley, can you make my white trash bloody mary with Spicy Hot V8? I need a kick this morning.."

"Best hangover cure? White trash bloody mary and a wake and bake session."
by KentuckyGentleman October 11, 2011
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prison bloody mary

when a male inmate rapes another inmate with the intention of using the victims bleeding anus as lubrication
my cell mate kept snoring so i decided to wake him up with a prison bloody mary.
by kip heart October 14, 2009
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bloody mary

an urban legend dating back to your childhood that goes a lil sumthin like this:

if you go in your bathroom with the lights off and recite
"Bloody Mary" three times to the mirror, she will appear in your mirror the way she looked after she left the bar and got in a horrible car accident (hence the drink name) and she'll KILL YA!
"Bloody Mary..Bloody Mary..you guys i dont wanna do this anymore..."
by leah_ July 11, 2005
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Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good
by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022
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Bloody Mary

1. A classic cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices. I'm told that I make the best in London which is annoying because I don't like them. Waste of vodka if you ask me.

2. The name we give to my insane grandmother. She doesn't mind...
1. "A bit too spicy, Mr Ben. I admit, I'm a pussy but I need some ice please."

2. "Would you like a cup of tea, Bloody Mary?"
"Am I free? Of course I am, dear..."
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
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Barbarian Bloody Mary

When a man is having hardcore butt sex with an animal, while being so wasted he won't remember anything. He starts to ejaculate blood into the animal's anus. The animal then has violent diareah all over the man's cock. The diareah gets inside of the man's penis and he gets a disease that makes his penis skin start flaking and bleed constantly. This disease is known as Barbarian Bloody Mary.
Oh man, I got so drunk last night, I woke up on a farm. And now I think I have Barbarian Bloody Mary
by austin holl. November 24, 2006
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