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Bloody Dick 

When you jack off too hard without sufficient lubrication and rub the skin on your dick raw, to the point where it starts to bleed.
I got a case of bloody dick last night because I was outta lotion.
Bloody Dick by qtipextra June 5, 2011
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Bloody Dick 

When fireball cinnamon whiskey is poured and then lathered on your cock to be sucked
I sucked that bloody dick last night bru! Bonerific!
Bloody Dick by Kalboy November 7, 2020

bloody dick syndrome

When you have sex with a woman when she is on her period, and get blood all over your dick.
I had sex with a woman, and got bloody dick syndrome.
bloody dick syndrome by Rhljr December 19, 2021

bloody dick syndrome

When you have sex with a woman who is on her period, and you get blood on your dick
I had sex with a women, and got bloody dick syndrome.
bloody dick syndrome by Rhljr December 19, 2021

blood dick

A man who has intercourse with a woman who is menstruating.
Aww, man. You fucked Jenny while she was on the rag? You're such a blood dick.
blood dick by Ibby72 January 16, 2011

Bloody DickHole

when you cum so hard your dickhole starts to bleed and shoots red blood instead of semen
(beware it sometimes shoots so hard it hits the ceiling. will also be your most intense orgasm of all time. you will never have one like it again and it will make you miserable)
trying to recreate it tbh
Dude I had such a Bloody DickHole last night
Bloody DickHole by creameria September 24, 2020

Dick Blood

Just that, blood from an injured penis.
Did you hear about Randall? His foreskin tore during sex. He had to drive home with a towel on the seat so it wouldn't get stained with the neverending stream of seeping dick blood.
Dick Blood by WHISKEYMAN1234 November 9, 2018
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