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bloodgard 

an internet phenomenon where people congregate around a popular figure, place or subject with a personal stake. simps and stans are good examples of one side of this, but it also applies to their opposition or detractors. the word also describes the phenomenon generally and the action of creating it
Reddit User: wtf? why is my post on r/chonkers pending approval?
Enlightened Demigod: it’s because they’ve been locked in a bloodgard recently after getting called out for promoting feline obesity. now some loser gets to sit and approve only boring images of fat cats to keep the sub clean of dissent
bloodgard by creditcardz May 6, 2020
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bloodfart 

The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.
Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.
bloodfart by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Bloodfart 

A fart of blood from ones anus after vigorous anal insertion
I had me a good bloodfart after dally foot blasted my ringer
Bloodfart by The real J.C March 13, 2015

Bloodfart 

The most amazing, hardcore and non existant band ever!
"Dude, did you see bloodfart last night?!" "Yeah man it was insane!"
Bloodfart by Steven Goatgaggle March 24, 2013
a contendant in the 2000s Jesusnaut competition in which he and chuck norris were tw of many contenders, bloodbare and chuck norris succesfully defeated all but each other, but bloodbare, having a lot of wits was never seen bye chuck norris, chuck then left the battle leaving bloodbare as the winner of the Jesusnaut competition leaving him with the title of jesus
Bloodbare is greater than you.
bloodbare by bloodbare May 16, 2006

bloodgasm 

The act of ejaculating and bleeding from the same orifice simultaneously. Caused by excessive masturbation or sex within the period of a few hours (six times average). More common in men. Caused by a combination of extreme pleasure and blood vessel damage.
Ricky's seventh hooker for that evening approached him, but before she could unzip his pants, they were soiled with his three-pound bloodgasm.
bloodgasm by Emcee January 27, 2005

bloodgasm 

a psychedelic technicolor orgasm acheived by a woman during her menstrual period
When Julie and I first had sex during her period, she had an explosive bloodgasm and I had to change my sheets.
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