an internet phenomenon where people congregate around a popular figure, place or subject with a personal stake. simps and stans are good examples of one side of this, but it also applies to their opposition or detractors. the word also describes the phenomenon generally and the action of creating it
Reddit User: wtf? why is my post on r/chonkers pending approval?
Enlightened Demigod: it’s because they’ve been locked in a bloodgard recently after getting called out for promoting feline obesity. now some loser gets to sit and approve only boring images of fat cats to keep the sub clean of dissent
Enlightened Demigod: it’s because they’ve been locked in a bloodgard recently after getting called out for promoting feline obesity. now some loser gets to sit and approve only boring images of fat cats to keep the sub clean of dissent
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Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.
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Get the Bloodfart mug.a contendant in the 2000s Jesusnaut competition in which he and chuck norris were tw of many contenders, bloodbare and chuck norris succesfully defeated all but each other, but bloodbare, having a lot of wits was never seen bye chuck norris, chuck then left the battle leaving bloodbare as the winner of the Jesusnaut competition leaving him with the title of jesus
Bloodbare is greater than you.
by bloodbare May 16, 2006
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Ricky's seventh hooker for that evening approached him, but before she could unzip his pants, they were soiled with his three-pound bloodgasm.
by Emcee January 27, 2005
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