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bloodgasm 

The act of ejaculating and bleeding from the same orifice simultaneously. Caused by excessive masturbation or sex within the period of a few hours (six times average). More common in men. Caused by a combination of extreme pleasure and blood vessel damage.
Ricky's seventh hooker for that evening approached him, but before she could unzip his pants, they were soiled with his three-pound bloodgasm.
bloodgasm by Emcee January 27, 2005
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bloodgasm 

a psychedelic technicolor orgasm acheived by a woman during her menstrual period
When Julie and I first had sex during her period, she had an explosive bloodgasm and I had to change my sheets.
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The feeling you get when you check your blog stats and you see WAY more visitors than you expected.
"Dude, last night I wrote a new blog post about that crazy new action movie. This morning when I checked my stats and saw I had over 2,000 visits, I had a serious blogasm!"
Blogasm by Juan Santini October 28, 2008

Bootgasm 

The feeling of release upon removing ski boots at the end of the day.
I skied until last chair; my bootgasm is going be awesome.
Bootgasm by Road Trip March 25, 2017

BookGASM 

Getting excited from sneaking Discordian, eccentric, alternative, controversial, pornographic or illegal books or tracts into places they would never be found. Also the act of introducing such books. Books may be brought in or donated, often hidden with other books to hide their true nature.

Popular places to place books and tracts are public libraries, jails, prisons, houses of worship, church pews, motels, hotels, book stores, public restrooms, park benches, or almost anywhere in China, Iran or Iraq.

Bookgasm was begun by the Eccentric Discordians as part of Black Iron Prison's Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission or OMGASM.
I just snuck The Autobiography of Minnie Rae into the jail in Mad Dog, Texas, and OMG! I'm having a bookgasm!
BookGASM by Miley Spears January 19, 2009

full-blown boobgasms

Breast orgasms resulted from heavy petting of the breasts and nipples. Women with highly sensitive breast can experience these types of orgasms. Breastfeeding mothers can sometimes experience these types of orgasms as well. (cit. Getting Off by Jamye Waxman, pag 37).
Susan: Oh gosh I would never believe it possible!
Kya: What did happen?
Susan: I was breast feeding my little baby while I had a weird so good feeling... like a real orgasm.
Kya: Ah, wow, it was obviously an full-blown boobgasms, I've never had in my life, oh I wish I could feel the same, lucky you!
An over the top excellent male orgasm carried out by having one's cock sucked by another person in a thrilling inconspicuous location, or under unusual or daring circumstances.
Jill gave Jack the best Blowgasm ever in his VW on Route 66. He couldn't keep his eyes open as he came. She was so surprised at the intensity of his orgasm, that she coughed and much of his cum dripped into the cup holder.
Blowgasm by 22guy April 20, 2009
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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