by The real J.C March 14, 2015
by Steven Goatgaggle March 24, 2013
John: "oh God! That stinks like sewage and dead whales!"
Jack: "Shit, my ass is bleeding, MY ASS is bleeding!"
Paul: "Fuck me, that's the first bloodfart I've ever seen."
Jack: "Shit, my ass is bleeding, MY ASS is bleeding!"
Paul: "Fuck me, that's the first bloodfart I've ever seen."
by Stale Ale May 20, 2010
An over trusted fart that scares you into immediately dropping your shorts and checking your undergarments. What you see will bring the word fear to a whole new level, as the mess in your underwear will force you to believe that you have just aborted the child you never knew you had.
by Donkey-Bogner January 06, 2019
The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.
Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.
by Anonymous May 25, 2003
1. the blood-filled, gassy result of sexual penetration during the period of menstration, usually following the 'doggie style' position
2. the bloody gas expelled from a homosexual butt penetration
2. the bloody gas expelled from a homosexual butt penetration
by weasel February 10, 2003
A bloody, mucus-like, sometimes chunky spray emitted from the vagina after rough sex or from one's anus.
Vaginal bloodfarts are common with promiscuous women, whereas an anal bloodfart can be caused from either homosexual penetration or from an infected, cankered meat vein protruding from one's anus (aka hemorrhoid).
Vaginal bloodfarts are common with promiscuous women, whereas an anal bloodfart can be caused from either homosexual penetration or from an infected, cankered meat vein protruding from one's anus (aka hemorrhoid).
by jayhawk April 19, 2004