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bookfucker 

(1)person who likes to point out spelling errors in people's text conversations.
Oteren is fucking the book again.
bookfucker by vark May 5, 2003

Book Fucker 

A poor dickless fuck who loves books even though he can get pussy. After reading a well written book he will masturbate on the pages.
Billy: Yo dude Pamela Anderson and her beautiful twin sister are here to fuck us!
Joe: But dude! I'm reading this great book called Brave New World and maasturbating all over the pages
Billy: Dude they were totally gonna have sex with us, why do you have to be such a Book Fucker..
Book Fucker by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009

bossfucker 

Someone at work, mostly capable of almost nothing, still getting the best positions. All this because of being the boss' friend, being a brown-nosed suckup. He even doesn't fear to lie around about other employees to reach his goal.
- "How come he became foreman? He's too stupid to wipe his own ass, he needs an instruction guide to tie his shoes!"
- "Well, ya know, he's a bossfucker"
bossfucker by Dighneaubendah June 3, 2012

bootfucked 

To be mentallyand emotionally ruined under stress and pressure from bootcamp. The persona of a bootfucked soldier/veteran/person is the same as a scitsofrinic or any other mentally unstable phsyc ward patient.
That Pvt. Pile from Full Metal Jacket was so bootfucked he shot his drill instructor and then turned the gun on him self.
bootfucked by kamillark April 16, 2010

bootfucked 

1. Upon the start up of your computer it emits a horrible screaming noise, like it is being violated and then promptly dies.

2. to feel like your anal region has been violated with incredible force.
1. Jim, what's wrong with my PC? I started it up and it screamed at me and turned off.
Well Jane, it looks as if your computer is bootfucked.

2. "I took a crap so huge that after I was done it felt like I had been bootfucked by a skinhead."
bootfucked by Tigertosser December 6, 2004

bootfucker 

A complete spaz who has done something to really bad to piss you off.
lee you bootfucker! look what you did to my new sketchers
bootfucker by the.penguin September 24, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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