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Holden bloodfeast 

A satirical character that rose to prominence in meme culture in the wake of the Israel-Hamas conflict of 2023, republican congressman Holden Bloodfeast, portrayed as a 118 year old "respectable bipartisan" from Iowa who "just wants to nuke Iran", stereotypes older, neoconservative republicans who stand out because of their extremely hawkish foreign policy. Some politicians, like US Senator Lindsey Graham, have been compared to the character in online discourse because of their support for harsh stances towards Iran.
Have you read what Graham said about Iran? Dude is literally Holden Bloodfeast

Bloodfeather 

A new feather on a bird in it's new-quill phase. If broken, the bird will likely bleed out and die.

Referenced in Highly Suspect's - "Bloodfeather", a person being your "bloodfeather" means that they're invaluable to you, and if something where to happen to them, it would be your pain and even your demise.
That girl's my bloodfeather, I couldn't think about life without her.
Bloodfeather by Vinogradav November 28, 2019

bloodfart 

The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.
Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.
bloodfart by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Bloodfart 

A fart of blood from ones anus after vigorous anal insertion
I had me a good bloodfart after dally foot blasted my ringer
Bloodfart by The real J.C March 13, 2015

Bloodfart 

The most amazing, hardcore and non existant band ever!
"Dude, did you see bloodfart last night?!" "Yeah man it was insane!"
Bloodfart by Steven Goatgaggle March 24, 2013

bloodfeather 

Bloodfeather: some one who hurt you/ will hurt you, yet you still refuse to hate.

-someone you love even though they have hurt you
Emm: so why are you still dating Kendall?
Garroth: well, she's fatal but I love who she is, she'll be my death or my forever, she's my little bloodfeather.
bloodfeather by El the Space Boy December 30, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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