The act of ejaculating and bleeding from the same orifice simultaneously. Caused by excessive masturbation or sex within the period of a few hours (six times average). More common in men. Caused by a combination of extreme pleasure and blood vessel damage.

Ricky's seventh hooker for that evening approached him, but before she could unzip his pants, they were soiled with his three-pound bloodgasm.

bloodgasm by Emcee January 27, 2005

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bloodgasm

a psychedelic technicolor orgasm acheived by a woman during her menstrual period

When Julie and I first had sex during her period, she had an explosive bloodgasm and I had to change my sheets.

bloodgasm by Julian Q. Vanderbilt, III December 26, 2005

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Bloodgates

When a male becomes sexually aroused and blood flows to his genitals, making him hard.

Man when she walked by me in them jeans, the bloodgates opened up.

Bloodgates by I am the Absolute Unit November 30, 2019

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BloodBlast

A lurker on gamefaqs message boards. Try to find him across the boards, but posts are rare.

Can you find me?!?! It's like a treasure hunt!

BloodBlast by BloodBlast October 20, 2004

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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