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blood cock 

OMG bro you have a proper bloody big juicy blood cock
blood cock by Sonny brownskis May 23, 2020
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Clumpy blood cock 

The term used to describe ones cock after engaging in sexual intercourse at the apex of the females menstrual cycle. (Usually referred to as the dreaded day 2 by females). The word "clumpy" is used to describe the texture of the menstrual blood flow as it usually is filled with clumps of flesh from the uterual lining of the vagina. This lining is clumpy and loves to stick to the tip of the males cock. The origins of this unique act of nature can be traced back as early as 500 AD due in part to the great records keeping of Sir Elmer Clumpy Blood Cock. In history Sir elmer clumpy blood cock is given credit as the 1st man to engage in ritualisic intercourse during the female menstrual cycle. It was believed that having a bloody cock conjured up magical powers in the cock and provided a level 5 protection spell against demons. Today clumply blood cock is a normal act practiced by young & old around the world.
Elmer-"hey shania! You think you can kick me down with some clumpy blood cock?" Shania-"that depends. You think you can dirty up your cock in my ass 1st?". Elmer-"oh yeah baby! I'll push your shit in before you bloody my cock". Shania-"then you'll get your clumpy blood cock for sure."

shooting blood from your cock 

What the Cannibal Corpse song "I Cum Blood" is essentially about...as put by frontman Corpsegrinder.
"This song is about shooting blood FROM YOUR COCK!"
George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher

Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock

A drinking game in which any time a spoken or visual reference to blood, sand, or cock appears, all players take a drink.

References can be changed or added at any time for the slower and more dialogue-heavy portions of the episode, as long as the drinking continues. For example, references to tits, amputees, or any time someone says a word that ends in -us can all be added to the further the liquor consumption. Synonyms for any of the three words -- such as "dirt" or "shaft" -- can also be used as references.
Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock example:

Lucretia: "Oh, Jupiter's Cock!"
Me: Cock! She said cock! Everyone take a drink!

Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet 

When you don't eat because you are too busy playing Spartacus: Blood, Sand , and Cock.
Me: I must be on the Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet.
Friend: Man, what happened?
Me: I forgot to eat today, there was a Spartacus marathon and I was too busy playing Blood, Sand, and Cock.

bloody cockslap 

When you cockslap someone, with blood on your penis.
The blood can be period blood, blood from getting circumcised, etc.
Jeremy told Sarah, " Let me bloody cockslap that ass!"

Bloodcock 

A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.
Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?

Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.

Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock
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