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blondegic

a blonde woman's backwards, non-sensical, logic.
she was easily confused with actual (brunette) logic instead trying to circumvent this with her own version of blondegic.
by Shaun Snyder February 13, 2013
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Blondering

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.
On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.
by matree May 26, 2010
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Blonddict

A guy/girl that only dates blondes. Usually a football player or a jock.
Guy 1: Damn look at her ass!
Guy 2: You have no chance with her she's a blonddict.
Guy 1: Maybe I could dye my hair.
by WhyYouWantToKnow? June 22, 2016
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Blondefish

A girl or boy with blonde hair who has no memory/ easily forget things the phrase that would be used id memory like a goldfish, but seeing as she / he is also blonde and has blonde moments, but also forgetting things the term blondefish is used to describe them forgetting and not knowing simple things.
Jess says: I told you that a second ago
Amelia replied: oh ye I forgot I’m just having a blondefish moment
by Just another blonde November 27, 2022
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Blondehiemers

Blondehiemers,

noun,

1) A common form of dementia, a neurologic disease characterized by absence of mental ability severe enough to interfere with normal activities of daily living, lasting at least six months, often present from birth. Blondehiemers frequently occurs in teenage girls, and is marked by a severely limited cognitive functions such as remembering, reasoning, and planning.
Hannah's Blondehiemers is so severe she often not only doesn't get jokes, but doesn't know when a joke has been made.
by Immodest December 20, 2009
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Blondefied

To have recently had your hair turned blonde, usually done by a professional stylist or other means.
Guy 1: My girlfriend is a bit ditzier than usual.
Guy2: Dude, cut her some slack, wasn't she just blondefied yesterday?
by rocketrider13 February 19, 2008
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Blondelicious

Check her out, she's blondelicious!
by Andie March 3, 2005
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