Blogurt 

Blogurt was an indie band that was not cool before it was cool to be not cool. It was an unlikely convergence of satirical, politically bent lyrics, funkified bass, rumpus-inducing pink electric guitar, grouchily lilting garage bassoon, and corn-fed drums.

Blogurt? This rock could pull some things.

Blogurt by WHT August 31, 2013

blogurt 

A creamy and smooth poop or shart; usually a light color

Mom, I just had a blogurt and it messed up the bathroom

I just blogurted in the boys bathroom

blogurt by Trumpscoochiegrease October 22, 2020

Brogurt

When you and your bros ejaculate in a pineapple yogurt and a sloot proceeds to eat the yogurt jizz mix.

Our bro down ended with a sloot and some brogurt. Best night ever!

Brogurt by Pastyprince21 April 14, 2014

brogurt

The ejaculate of a bro. Often found on the chest of other bro's.

"Hey bro, let's go to that club now"
"Isn't that the one with all the blacklights?"
"Yeah..."
"Dude, I've got your brogurt all over my face"

brogurt by Craig McRae August 15, 2006

Brogurt

When a girl jerks off a guy that is uncircumcised and pulls his foreskin up right when he bust. Which allows her to collect his cum in his foreskin and proceed to suck it out, like a Gogurt.

Guy one: "Hey dude, my girl gave me the good old Brogurt last night

Guy two: "...Ew"
Guy three: "Skingang!"

Brogurt by Ahegao_Nebula August 27, 2021

Brogurt

Male ejaculate. Semen. Jizz.

My girl squeezed out every last drop of my Brogurt last night.

Brogurt by Jarettisbored May 1, 2014

Blogurvision 

Blogurvision is when you are high, while watching a sweet tv show, while eating a damn good burger, meanwhile getting a blowjob.

Dude this chick totally gave my blogurvision the other night!

Blogurvision by blogurvision5000 July 19, 2010