Blogurt

Blogurt was an indie band that was not cool before it was cool to be not cool. It was an unlikely convergence of satirical, politically bent lyrics, funkified bass, rumpus-inducing pink electric guitar, grouchily lilting garage bassoon, and corn-fed drums.

Blogurt? This rock could pull some things.

by WHT August 31, 2013

blogurt

A creamy and smooth poop or shart; usually a light color

Mom, I just had a blogurt and it messed up the bathroom

I just blogurted in the boys bathroom

by Trumpscoochiegrease October 22, 2020

Blogurt

the action of slurping a used tampon like a Gogurt.

Yo my girl is on her period, she made me some blogurts for later.

Yo my girl defrosting her blogurt for me to snack on later.

Jess makes the sweetest tasting blogurts.

by MorbiousSweetTooth February 28, 2026

Brogurt

When you and your bros ejaculate in a pineapple yogurt and a sloot proceeds to eat the yogurt jizz mix.

Our bro down ended with a sloot and some brogurt. Best night ever!

by Pastyprince21 April 14, 2014

brogurt

The ejaculate of a bro. Often found on the chest of other bro's.

"Hey bro, let's go to that club now"
"Isn't that the one with all the blacklights?"
"Yeah..."
"Dude, I've got your brogurt all over my face"

by Craig McRae August 15, 2006

Brogurt

When a girl jerks off a guy that is uncircumcised and pulls his foreskin up right when he bust. Which allows her to collect his cum in his foreskin and proceed to suck it out, like a Gogurt.

Guy one: "Hey dude, my girl gave me the good old Brogurt last night

Guy two: "...Ew"
Guy three: "Skingang!"

by Ahegao_Nebula August 27, 2021

Brogurt

Male ejaculate. Semen. Jizz.

My girl squeezed out every last drop of my Brogurt last night.

by Jarettisbored May 1, 2014