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Blogurt was an indie band that was not cool before it was cool to be not cool. It was an unlikely convergence of satirical, politically bent lyrics, funkified bass, rumpus-inducing pink electric guitar, grouchily lilting garage bassoon, and corn-fed drums.
Blogurt? This rock could pull some things.
Blogurt by WHT August 31, 2013
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A creamy and smooth poop or shart; usually a light color
Mom, I just had a blogurt and it messed up the bathroom

I just blogurted in the boys bathroom
blogurt by Trumpscoochiegrease October 22, 2020
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When you and your bros ejaculate in a pineapple yogurt and a sloot proceeds to eat the yogurt jizz mix.
Our bro down ended with a sloot and some brogurt. Best night ever!
Brogurt by Pastyprince21 April 14, 2014
The ejaculate of a bro. Often found on the chest of other bro's.
"Hey bro, let's go to that club now"
"Isn't that the one with all the blacklights?"
"Yeah..."
"Dude, I've got your brogurt all over my face"
brogurt by Craig McRae August 15, 2006
When a girl jerks off a guy that is uncircumcised and pulls his foreskin up right when he bust. Which allows her to collect his cum in his foreskin and proceed to suck it out, like a Gogurt.
Guy one: "Hey dude, my girl gave me the good old Brogurt last night

Guy two: "...Ew"
Guy three: "Skingang!"
Brogurt by Ahegao_Nebula August 27, 2021
My girl squeezed out every last drop of my Brogurt last night.
Brogurt by Jarettisbored May 1, 2014

Blogurvision 

Blogurvision is when you are high, while watching a sweet tv show, while eating a damn good burger, meanwhile getting a blowjob.
Dude this chick totally gave my blogurvision the other night!
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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