Blogurt was an indie band that was not cool before it was cool to be not cool. It was an unlikely convergence of satirical, politically bent lyrics, funkified bass, rumpus-inducing pink electric guitar, grouchily lilting garage bassoon, and corn-fed drums.

Blogurt? This rock could pull some things.

Blogurt by WHT August 31, 2013

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blogurt

A creamy and smooth poop or shart; usually a light color

Mom, I just had a blogurt and it messed up the bathroom

I just blogurted in the boys bathroom

blogurt by Trumpscoochiegrease October 22, 2020

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Blogurt

the action of slurping a used tampon like a Gogurt.

Yo my girl is on her period, she made me some blogurts for later.

Yo my girl defrosting her blogurt for me to snack on later.

Jess makes the sweetest tasting blogurts.

Blogurt by MorbiousSweetTooth February 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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