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blowgurt 

When giving oral sex to a man, but instead of swallowing, the result is spit out.
"Last night my girlfriend turned my brogurt into blowgurt."
blowgurt by Noxferatu April 24, 2007
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Blowgurt 

When you open the gogurt and blow into it so hard it explodes
Danny pulled a blowgurt at the lunch in yesterday
Blowgurt by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 21, 2021
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Blowgurt 

When a man is receiving oral and nuts straight down the throat of the other person
My girlfriend took the blowgurt like a champ last night.
Blowgurt by Blieben Weinen May 16, 2025
Blogurt was an indie band that was not cool before it was cool to be not cool. It was an unlikely convergence of satirical, politically bent lyrics, funkified bass, rumpus-inducing pink electric guitar, grouchily lilting garage bassoon, and corn-fed drums.
Blogurt? This rock could pull some things.
Blogurt by WHT August 31, 2013
A creamy and smooth poop or shart; usually a light color
Mom, I just had a blogurt and it messed up the bathroom

I just blogurted in the boys bathroom
blogurt by Trumpscoochiegrease October 22, 2020
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