Bloghurt

Yoghurt containing any bodily fluids of any bloghurteer (celebrity who has signed the contract and/or participated in the making of bloghurt)

My favourite kind of bloghurt is Twink bloghurt, EU EU EU MLAH, sorry I'm experiencing withdrawal.

by Tricia Saiph November 11, 2025

Blogurt

Blogurt was an indie band that was not cool before it was cool to be not cool. It was an unlikely convergence of satirical, politically bent lyrics, funkified bass, rumpus-inducing pink electric guitar, grouchily lilting garage bassoon, and corn-fed drums.

Blogurt? This rock could pull some things.

by WHT August 31, 2013

blogurt

A creamy and smooth poop or shart; usually a light color

Mom, I just had a blogurt and it messed up the bathroom

I just blogurted in the boys bathroom

by Trumpscoochiegrease October 22, 2020

Blogurt

the action of slurping a used tampon like a Gogurt.

Yo my girl is on her period, she made me some blogurts for later.

Yo my girl defrosting her blogurt for me to snack on later.

Jess makes the sweetest tasting blogurts.

by MorbiousSweetTooth February 28, 2026