brogurt

The ejaculate of a bro. Often found on the chest of other bro's.
"Hey bro, let's go to that club now" "Isn't that the one with all the blacklights?" "Yeah..." "Dude, I've got your brogurt all over my face"
by Craig McRae August 15, 2006
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Tinks loves my brogurt.
by Noxferatu April 17, 2007
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Russ frequented the gay bars in africa, developing a keen and refined taste for brogurt.
by z28 owner2 March 05, 2008
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When you are comfortable enough with your masculinity to allow your friend to eat your yogurt without accusations of theft.
Hey Brian, some douchebag ate my yogurt! Actually Adam, it was me. Oh well, that's cool then cuz you're my brogurt. You're still a douchebag though.
by The Monkman July 11, 2008
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When you are comfortable enough with your masculinity to allow your friend to eat your yogurt without accusations of theft.
Hey Brian, some douchebag ate my yogurt! Actually Adam, it was me. Oh well, that's cool then cuz you're my brogurt. You're still a douchebag though.
by The Monkman July 11, 2008
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Brogurt

When you and your bros ejaculate in a pineapple yogurt and a sloot proceeds to eat the yogurt jizz mix.
Our bro down ended with a sloot and some brogurt. Best night ever!
by Pastyprince21 April 15, 2014
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Brogurt

When a girl jerks off a guy that is uncircumcised and pulls his foreskin up right when he bust. Which allows her to collect his cum in his foreskin and proceed to suck it out, like a Gogurt.
Guy one: "Hey dude, my girl gave me the good old Brogurt last night Guy two: "...Ew" Guy three: "Skingang!"
by Ahegao_Nebula August 28, 2021
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