blogg

short for weblogg, public diary on the net.

also: blogger

by the crow January 28, 2004

Joe blogg

Joe Blogg or Joe Bloggs is a name that is used by teachers with no imagination

teacher: 'Joe Bloggs discovered Jesus's tomb empty'

whole class: Who the hell is Joe Bloggs!

by millsy51000 August 30, 2018

Blog it

A better way of saying that no one cares. It can be changed, yet mean the same thing. Such as:

Cool man, Blog it.
Update the blog.
Go ahead and blog that for me.

Oh shit Zed, I just realized that KEGE is 20nm north of here.

Blog it.

It's an ORBX airport.

Write a book.

by Swivel Chair Patrol January 2, 2017

Blodgetize

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

night blogger

when people on tumblr question life
and really need to go to bed

a typical night blogger (1)

tumblr user1: "how do mermaids masturbate?"
tumblr user2: "its time to step away from the internet"

by tumblruser2coolforu October 6, 2012

bliggy

crack-cocaine; most likely cut with bleach, sugar, or any other cheap white substance.

On a label that's unstable
Choppin' bliggy on a table

by P-diggidy-dog September 5, 2006

urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog

just so, so bored. you cant do anything other than type the urban dictionary menu bar

brad: please kill me im so bored
jo-ann: urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog

by RobertCalifornia October 29, 2020